This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX
This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXXMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
155 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Anton Slayer
THEMES: Parody, Comedy,
2009
7/08
STARS: Sindee Jennings, Darryl Hanah, Regan Reese, Ryder Skye, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Rod Fontana, Evan Stone & Voodoo.
REVIEW-
This is the latest porn parody. It’s done by Hustler, but this is not the same team that has brought us the best of the genre of late. I’m also going to come right out and say that it isn’t nearly as good. Yes it has the right look at times and some of the dynamic is there. There are some jokes that fit in well, but overall this is a disappointment. The cast looks somewhat like the cast of the old TV show, but it lacks star power. Sindee Jennings and Ryder Skye play the hot girls from the island and they are OK, but Not Gilligan is missing a stand out female star to seize control of the ship sexually speaking. Both women are good, but nothing about this movie grabs us. The script is OK, but not as well thought-out as it could. Ditto for the sets, clothes and music. They are fine, but lately we have been spoiled by rally good parodies. The worst part is that the movie doesn’t really capitalize on the sexual tension or fantasy value you should get from bringing Gilligan and company to the blue screen. There is no rivalry between Ginger and Mary Ann for the affections of the Professor. Mr. Howell is not off using his money go get favors from the girls. There is some of that I suppose. Mrs. Howell gets banged by the Skipper while her husband is a strictly non-sex role in this movie. Ginger and Mary Ann do tag team Gilligan, but that’s about it. The other scenes all focus on a porn crew that lands on the island and mixes things up. Voodoo and Evan Stone fuck Ginger and Mary Ann while tattooed hottie Regan Reese runs around looking to nail anything that moves. None of this is bad, but it just doesn’t feel genuine. Maybe if we hadn’t seen the Bradys, the Partridges and the gang from Three’s Company done so well, none of this would matter. But we have, so it does. Not Gilligan’s isn’t bad. Reese, Skye and Jennings are cute enough and you might get a laugh. In the end though, this is more Munsters than Bradys and that puts it down the list of porn parodies in my book.
Anthony Rosano & Regan Reese
Gilligan lucks into some sex right from the start. When a porn shoot happens to take place on the beach where they are stranded, all hell breaks loose. Really? Seems like a cheap way to get things started. Tatted porn babe Regan drops right down and sucks on Gilligan’s dick. Even with an annoying cuckoo sound effect going off ever few seconds Regan manages to give us a decent blowjob. Great eye contact as she stares up at him and works his meat like she starving. Too often movies like this give us super short BJs, but she takes her time here and enjoys his dick to the point that it is getting a little boring. She takes his load right on her tongue. With that the opening credits roll.
Sindee Jennings & Voodoo
The crew is ready to shoot with their hidden cameras and Mary Ann is the first island girl to get naked. She likes Voodoo and he isn’t about to turn this corn-fed cutie away. Hauling out his big meat Sindee coos over the size and sucks it like she was born for porn. As cute as she looks in pigtails, this is a pretty forgettable scene. There isn’t a lot of energy and the sitcom appeal is stretched a little thin here. They pick things up a bit when she spreads her legs and takes it in the pussy. I like watching her fuck so this is a decent scene, but the Mary Ann angle is minimal at best. I mean she’s fucking some random dude instead of someone from the island. Doesn’t that take away half the fun? Her talk about fucking her father is also just a little off. Is that the extent of Mary Ann’s appeal? She’s a farm girl who wears pigtails and used to fuck her daddy? The scene itself isn’t bad though it definitely goes on too long for its own good. Not a bad cumshot, but this should have been better.
Ryder Skye & Evan Stone
Porn stud Evan hits up Ginger who is played pretty well by a breathy Ryder Skye. He wants a few tips, she offers a couple of tits and the race is on. Once the scene starts, they don’t do much with the characters and it is basically Ryder being fucked in a little red dress. Nothing wrong with that, but nothing special about it either. There is a good blowjob in the middle of the scene where Ryder works that long pole with her mouth and both hands. She is a great looking woman who provides a good scene. You just kind of wonder if anything we have seen so far would be considered good TV fantasy fulfillment. The big facial at the end is good. In the middle of your average feature this would be a pretty good scene. It just isn’t what we would want from Ginger.
Regan Reese & Jack Lawrence
Having already scored Gilligan, Regan goes after the Professor next. It doesn’t take long to have him eating out of her hand, and other body parts. All she has to do is drop to the ground again and start sucking. This time around she does more than suck though. Jack eats her pussy and pulls her up on top of him for some hot reverse cowgirl. I am sure there is more good stuff here, but my copy of the DVD was really bad and I lost about eight minutes in the middle of the scene. It took about twenty minutes to get the DVD player past this bad spot. Hopefully it was just a bad DVD and not a problem with the whole run. I did catch the end of what appears to be a good facial.
Daryl Hanna & Rod Fontana
With rescue only hours away the Skipper finds some time for Mrs. Howell. The DVD is still acting up so I couldn’t find the lead in to this one. I did manage to get it to work in time to watch this older blonde deep throat his thick meat. I’m not crazy about her in some scenes, but the oral skills are impressive here. He spreads her legs and pulls her on top for reverse cowgirl. Once again this is a competent scene with virtually no attention to detail. No attempt to play to the fantasy value of the original and that just leaves us with a rather forgettable scene. There are some nice leg shots and fans of older women will probably enjoy what she brings to the table. It looks like we might get some anal, but my DVD is freezing again and I am just about done with this whole thing. There is a facial, but if I can’t get though a single scene then this DVD really is ready for the trash can.
Ryder Skye & Sindee Jennings
For some reason Ginger and Mary Ann are both out looking for the same guy. Instead they find Gilligan and decide that they should all hook up. It’s the last night on the island and all. At last a little fun fantasy play. Sindee and Ryder give him a double BJ, adding more fuel to the Ginger vs. Mary Ann debate as they swallow his throbbing meat. Ryder seems to take over, sucking and drooling while Mary Ann watches with a smile on her cute face. I really like the reverse cowgirl shots of Sindee as she gets nailed. Somehow the idea of Ginger and Mary Ann helping get each other during a threesome seems to hit home. The girls don’t play things up all that well, but they look good enough that they don’t really have to do too much. The scene fades and would probably be pretty boring if not for the good eye candy produced by Ryder in reverse cowgirl while Sindee masturbates in the foreground. They share a good load at the end.
Bonus: Behind the Scenes, Bloopers, Slide Show, Trailers, Bonus Scenes with Daryl ahs as a body stocking-clad nurse and Sindee as a barely legal hottie.
