Asia 18 3 (Swank)

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It started as a cure for writers block. I was working on some other projects and would come home every night and write in a journal as a warm up. One day, I was reading and found some reviews of porn flicks. I've always loved movies and porn, so I decided to review some tapes form my personal porn collection. I wrote a review, found that I liked it and posted it to asm. The feedback was positive and I just kept writing. I found it a great way to get me started each day, writing about something I enjoyed and pretty soon, people were asking me to review their films and work on a web site. The rest, as they say, is history.

Overall Rating [2/12]
Female Looks [7/12]
Male Looks [4/12]
Picture Quality [6/12]
Extras [4/12]
Sex [4/12]

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Asia 18 3


126 Mins.

Swank/Pure Play

DIRECTOR: Don Fernando

THEMES: Asian Girls




STARS: Sai, Tai Tiger, Ruby Luxe, Lyla Lei, Satine Phoenix, Maya, Nang


Don Fernando has taken his love for Asian women to Thailand for this adventure. At least for part of the movie. Some of it is shot right here with Asian Valley chicks. Nothing wrong with that of course. I think Don likes Asians almost as much as I do. He’s he guy in all of the scenes, so we get a lot of POV action as well as some long interviews. We also get a few familiar faces. Maya Hills pops up, proving that in porn, ethnicity is fluid. In truth Maya is Eurasian, but we have seen her in so many different lines that she might want to change her name to tofu. Lyla and Ruby are a couple of home grown hotties who team up to complete the movie. It isn’t all about the travel, but I have a feeling that when we are done, Don will have us all convinced to take a trip to Thailand to sample the local flavors.

Sai-Tai Tiger

Sai-Tai Tiger is famous porn star in Thailand apparently. Don pretends to have a chance meeting with her on the street. They go back to his room where she models a bikini and shows off just how hot she is. The POV action is pretty good, though both of them talk non-stop. If that bothers you then you might get less out of this scene than you might. They settle in for some fucking, but it is hard to watch. I don’t know who is shooting the action, but they can’t seem to decide what they want to focus on. There is too much movement and with Sai and Don just going at it, we end up with a rather shaky effort. Sai-Tai is a dirty girl how likes it in the ass as well as in her tight pussy. She has some great appeal for people who love naughty Asian girls. Don pounds away on her ass while she holds a vibrator on her clit and throws her legs back as far as they will go. He sprays her face with a big load of cum and she just keeps on rubbing her little pussy. Girls like this make us all want to visit Thailand.


This pretty young thing in a go go dancer who says she has never made a porn movie before. As tease footage she shows us just how she likes to dance. Don is impressed and he should be. Nang is a petite little princess with some body art on her back and a fresh smile. She also has a sweet pussy that becomes Don’s lunch. Nang looks up at him while stroking his dick to life. She knows what to do and has clearly played “boy pleaser” before. The camera work is a little better this time, but we still miss some of the action as Don tries to fuck her in mish while holding the camera. He pulls out rather quickly and shoots a full load onto her tiny titties.

Ruby Luxe & Lyla Lei and Don Fernando

These two Amer-Asian porn babes hook up for some action. Lyla is a big mix while Ruby is a half/half (Vietnamese/Chinese for those keeping score at home.) The girls play with each other for a while and then entertain Don. He gets back behind the camera as the girls try some toy play. It’s pretty tame stuff, though the sharing of the double dong works really well. I love watching them bang their asses together as they share to toy. Don gets them on their knees after the girl/girl play and lets them finish him off. Lyla gives great talk as Don tries to tit fuck Ruby. It takes a while, but he eventually squeezes out a load of cream all over their lips. It runs down their chins and both of them quite happy as they tongue kiss one another.

Maya Hills & Don Fernando

Maya is probably porn’s only Siberian starlet. She and Don discuss language, ethnicity and eventually get around to Maya’s great figure. If you don’t like long interviews, then you’re in trouble. They talk forever, show off her feet and eventually spend time on pretty much every body part. This could be a problem, but the fact is, Maya has a great body so why not enjoy it. Eventually Don steps in and gets his dick sucked during some very hot POV footage. I love the way she plays to the camera and makes the scene both fun at hot at once. Don fingers her pussy, making sure she gets nice and wet. That shaved slit is meaty and tight, just the way he likes them. They take time out for foot play and for some masturbation by Maya. This leads to a shot on her toes. This whole thing just takes on a strange fetish feel. Good thing Maya is so hot because I would have tuned out otherwise.

Satine Phoenix

Last up is the lovely Satine. She is half Filipino, but that qualifies her as Asian for this movie. (The other half is Sicilian) She has a big ass and a great smile, both of which get a lot of screen time during the interview portion. Satine plays with herself for a long time. After the Maya scene, this one feels really long. Don plays with her pussy, but the pace has ground to halt long before she break out with an interesting toy. It’s a long curved attachment for a vibrator. The toy play is great, but it feels like we have already seen so much solo play that it doesn’t have the same impact that it would have if the scene were not back to back with Maya’s. By the time we get around to POV blowjob footage I think it’s time to end this. Too bad because Satine is very pretty and easily takes Don’s dork to the root. She takes his load in her mouth and then as it drips down her chin, she gets herself off on the toy. Nice ending, but the scene just went on way too long.

This movie starts out with some promise and then kind of fades into a collection of average and forgettable scenes. At times the camerawork is what kills the heat and then later the editing lets us down. Maya’s scene just seems to go on forever and plays like something you might find in someone’s private stash. If it were someone less hot than Maya I might have been bored. Lyla and Ruby do a good three way. It could use a bit of editing, but overall it’s pretty sexy. If you really like Asian girls and like the long interview style, you might really love this. It think it had potential but the camerawork and especially the editing makes it longer than it should be and often hard to watch.

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