MILF-Ology

MOVIE TYPE:

Mins.

Sinsation Pictures

DIRECTOR: Roy Karch

THEMES: MILFs

CONDOMS: None

2007

9/07

STARS: Darryl Hannah, Linda Roberts, Vanessa Vidal, Kelly Leigh, Monique DeMoan, De La Rosa, Billy Glide, Cheyne Collins, Jenner, Alec Knight, Seth Dickens, Jack Fountain

REVIEW-

Everyone is shooting MILFs these days. MILFs with black guys, MILFs with young guys, MILFs with story, MILFs without. Roy Karch takes his turn shooting MILFs with this all-sex older-woman romp. He’s even gone one step further, creating a new word. MILFology is the study of and/or the worship of older women. Got to hand it to Karch for some creativity there. No real story here. Darryl Hannah leads the way, telling us about all of her hot MILF friends. She tells us all of the great things about being an older woman and lists a dozen reasons why we should all want to fuck them. The guys aren’t necessarily any younger than the women and they don’t throw the whole cheating housewife thing into the ring. Instead we just have a string of women playing with themselves and then doing the nasty. Is solo play and sex all we need from MILFs?

Kelly Leigh & Cheyne Collins

Kelly is Darryl’s next door neighbor and while the kids are in school, she spends quality time with her sex toy. Like all good porn women, she leaves her heels and hose on during her self love session. Since she is already warmed up, Cheyne just shoves her head towards his cock. With her fingers still working on her pussy, Kelly easily deep throats him. The camera is very close to the action and if feels a little claustrophobic at times. Kelly shows good energy as she gets railed from behind. She gets loud enough to rouse the neighbors if she isn’t careful. It is a serviceable scene that doesn’t really stand out on any level. Even the facial is rather pedestrian.

De La Rosa & Alec Knight

Sticking with the formula, this Latin MILF warms herself up with a toy. This woman uses a big thick red dong to get her pussy juices flowing. The toy play is very good and like the last scene, it ends when the guy slips his hard dick right between those waiting lips. After those big toys, the real thing is no problem for DLR. Alec moves from mouth to pussy, banging her from behind until she is screaming out for more. It’s a decent little scene with a facial shot to cap things off.

Vanessa Vidal & Seth Dickens

At just over 40, Vanessa is horny, has time on her hands and guess what, she just happens to have toys. This time the tease is short because she is just dying to get that pussy in her pussy. Of all the women to this point, Vanessa is probably the best dirty talker. As Seth works her from behind she shows off her mature curves and slams her hips back to meet his strokes. Her best position seems to be reverse cowgirl though. She squats over the dick and just pumps her thighs hard. If you like watching older women fucking as hard as they can, then you will love the way she works Seth over. Vanessa really earns that load of cream that she eats.

Monique DeMoan & Billy Glide

By far the hottest woman in the movie, Monique starts off a little slowly. She has that toy working in and out of her pussy, but looks like she’s missing something. Apparently Billy has just what she’s looking for. His tongue finds her hot spot rather quickly and gets her ready to inhale some throbbing prick meat. Monique works her mouth magic and has him ready to pound the shit out of her. I love the way her tits shake under her dress as she gets fucked nice and hard. Billy dishes out the meat hard enough to make them pop right out. Eventually she loses the dress and takes his load on her face. If you’re looking for one scene to watch from this movie, this is it.

Linda Roberts & Jenner

Linda has the unfortunate luck to follow Monique. She is a rather plain looking older woman who doesn’t really bring a whole lot of heat to the table. The solo is nicely shot, but average and things don’t get any better when Jenner shows up. It is a serviceable scene with some decent thigh shots during the doggy. In the end she just a little too low key in the scene to really make it work.

Darryl Hannah & Jack Fountain

Darryl finally unleashes her sexual beast, first with a toy and then with a boy toy. We have been listening to her talk the movie so she has to break out some good energy to carry thing through. By the time the guy arrives, she has already given us more than most of the women in the cast. She uses the verbal skills she has been showing off to add a lot of heat to her blowjob. For only the second time in the movie, we get a scene that works even if you aren’t specifically looking for a MILF. Darryl keeps up the pace, loves his cock inside of her and isn’t afraid to shout it out. Jack works hard, gets a good sweat going and actually seems to have a bit of trouble keeping up with his dirty older babe. Breaking out the A, Darryl slides all the way down on his dick. This may be the most strokeable stuff in the movie and it is followed by a nice facial. If nothing else, this scene proves that Darryl deserves to be the one handling the dialog because it puts her in the position to finish the movie on a very high note.

I dig solo scenes so I like the formula offered up here. All of the girls play with their toys and that serves as hot tease and perfect lead in footage. It’s pretty simple and it takes a lot of pressure off of the women. They don’t have to play any roles. All they have to do is warm up those holes and let the guys do the rest. Obviously people who specifically love MILFs are going to like this movie more than the rest of us. I like some of the women in the cast, but a few of them just don’t do it for me. Darryl and Monique are the two who stand out for me. They both bring great heat to the table and that counts for a lot. It doesn’t hurt that they are also the two best looking women in the movie. There are some good scenes here, but it will mostly appeal to the people who really dig the seasoned set.