She Is Half My Age
www.CoverMyFace.com
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
155 Mins.
JM Productions
www.JerkOffZone.com
DIRECTOR: Brandon Iron
THEMES: Young Girls, Older Guys
CONDOMS: None
2007
8/07
STARS: Faye Valentine, Stephanie Cane, Kelly Skylar, Jaeylyn Fox, Chavon Taylor, Paige Love, Pricilla Mila, Cassidy Essence, Jake Malone, Joe Blow, Claudio Meloni, Johnny Fender, Chris Charming, Arnold Schwarzenpecker & Brandon Iron
REVIEW-
After taking some to focus on his web site, Brandon Iron is back with a DVD deal through JM Productions. His first movie for them takes us into one of Brandon‘s areas of expertise. Hot young girls being fucked by older guys. Brandon is only one of the older guys on hand to fuck these pretty young things. In the case of some of these guys, the girls are probably less than half their age. That isn’t necessarily a rare thing in porn, but at least you know what you’re getting with this title. This isn’t a youth-oriented role play movie. It’s a genuine young girl line with the IDs to prove it. The guys are at least twice as old as the girls and that has its own built-in appeal. Of course the hook won’t work if the movie isn’t solid. That really shouldn’t be a problem because Brandon has been bringing us hot stroke porn for quite a while now.
Kelly Skylar and Stephanie Cane & Joe Blow
Brandon is a math whiz. He figures out that twenty plus twenty is less than forty two. So Joe gets to bang a pair of girls whose combined age is just a tad lower than his own. The girls get down to share his cock and really to a thorough job of double-teaming his lucky cock. They talk to each other a lot as they take turns. Neither girl is really lighting up the screen, but Joe is still quite pleased with the job they do on his meat. He settles in behind Kelly for some very hard doggy with her ass hanging off the edge of the couch. If I had to pick the better performer I would go with Kelly early. She seems a little more enthusiastic and shows off her young body pretty nicely as Joe bangs her. In addition to the fucking and sucking going on, the girls throw in a bit of foot play. It’s mostly some toe sucking by one chick while the other gets plugged, but some of you will appreciate that. He leaves a load in Stephanie’s mouth and then watches the girls swap it.
Jaelyn Fox &Jake Malone
Jake was born in the 50’s and young Jaeylyn born in the eights. Quick math lesson. How many times can 54 go into 19? As many times as Jake can manage. They read off some facts from the years they were born and somehow Jake comes off as less than creepy. (His on-screen persona always seems to depend on just how much he can make us cringe.) Nothing at all creepy about Jaelyn. She is a cutie who loves cock and works on Jake’s with her mouth then giggles as he pulls her down onto his face. He moves around behind her and fucks her pussy very hard. Even as their bodies are slapping hard against one another, she is calling out for him to fuck her harder. This is a very high-impact fuck between two performers who know how to do it hard. He grabs her hair, she does most of the dirty talk and the whole thing should leave everyone watching with wet laps. (Guys or girls shouldn’t matter.) They slow down only slightly when they start in with doggy. Jaeylyn shows off her great ass and Jake just keeps pumping her full of hard dick. They finish with some foot action and with Jake unloading his balls deep into her mouth. After licking up the stray drops, the cute blonde sticks around for a short double blowjob and monster facial finish. I guess that was her bonus for doing such a good job.
Faye Valentine & Brandon Iron
There is a long tease segment with Faye showing off her lovely body. She is cute and has a lot of freckles. Her tits are perky and tight as well. Brandon focuses a bit on her feet. The interview is interesting and Brandon goes over all of her hot parts from head to toe. Turning her attention to his big cock, Faye rubs her face against every throbbing inch. She also sucks it pretty well for a girl half Brandon‘s age. Apparently she has enough experience to get the job done. He rolls her onto her back and sucks her toes while he fucks her. There are lots of eye pleasing angles to choose from here, but the reverse cowgirl shots really give us some great boob coverage. Faye is a very solid performer with a hot little body. She throws in some hot talk and should really be popular among those of you who dig the redheads. Brandon leaves a big load right on her tongue capping a very sexy scene from this hot young girl.
Chavon Taylor and Paige Love & Chris Charming and Claudio Meloni
There isn’t a whole lot of talk before this scene. I just don’t think either girl has much to say. Chris tries, but Claudio just kind of sits there with a goofy grin on his face. The girls get off the couch and down to business, sucking older cock like it’s made of candy. Paige kneels and uses both hands while Chavon squats and bobs her whole body with every stroke. They do some side by side fucking, but Chavon is really a scene stealer. Her big natural tits are enticing and her energy is a notch above that of her co-star. There is some good stuff during this two-on-two fuck on the couch. Chavon keeps showing off her tits and stays involved in all of the action with her fingers and tongue finding Paige whenever they can. These girls don’t look at that young, but they are good performers so the scene works as a pure stroke effort. The cumshots are nicely swapped and shared at the end. I like both of these women, but neither of them totally blew me away this time around.
Priscilla Milan
Hot teen Priscilla likes to talk dirty. She also likes to tell us exactly what she loves about older guys. Apparently she likes take-charge guys who don’t wait around to ask for what they want. She wants her hair pulled and to have a guy take the pussy when he wants it. When she finally finds some dick, the teasing goes away and she just starts pleasing. While she works her lips down to the base of that dick, he reaches around and plays with her tight little pussy. I like the enthusiasm she shows as she sucks and then when she climbs up onto his lap. Priscilla has a great body and really good energy. She could connect a bit better with the camera, but overall she brings a lot to the table. This is another solid scene. Nothing to blow your doors off, but enough to get off to.
The bonus material includes a cumshot recap, previews for www.CoverMyFace.com and www.SpermCocktail.com as well as two bonus scenes. Those bonus scenes star Cassidy Essence and Priscilla Milan. When it comes to bonus stuff, free scenes can’t be beat by hours of pointless BTS or “bonus footage.” Give me two extra hot scenes every bleeping time.
Brandon Iron knows how to make porn that perverts want to jerk off to. He brings that to the table pretty much all the time. This movie is no exception. The hook is cute. The girls are half as old as the guys fucking them. They don’t break out the plaid or pigtails to play up the youth. There is nothing wrong with movies like that, but this is just a simple matter of mathematics. The girls are young and the guys are, not so young. Personally I like the two twenty year olds working with a forty year old. Yeah, I think that Brandon just helped me figure out what I want for the holidays this year. I’ll take two twenty years olds, thank you very much.
