Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes
MOVIE TYPE: Compilation
82 Mins.
JM Productions
www.jerkoffzone.com
DIRECTOR: Compilation
THEMES: Comedy
CONDOMS: None
2006
7/06
STARS: Ashley Blue, Lucy Lee, Kate Frost, Aspen Brock and others.
REVIEW-
Oh boy this is going to fun. Well, fun may be the wrong word. It’s going to be a train wreck, but that can fun too right? This is a collection of BTS reels from some of JM’s movies over the year. I wasn’t quite sure how to review it at first. It isn’t exactly a stroke flick and there aren’t complete scenes to enjoy. It’s also stuff that we have seen before. This DVD strikes me as a perfect thing to watch at a party. The JM BTS stuff can be funny and a bit shocking, but they certainly aren’t boring. If you’re picking this movie up for a chuckle, get ready. Just be warned, I wouldn’t watch this movie with food anywhere near you.
The first segment comes from Gag Factor 13. Powers does a rather funny intro to the segment and then we get to watch the BTS roll. This is already a brutal line so you can imagine the stuff that they leave out of most volumes. Lisa Sparxx pukes, Soma wigs out and starts speaking in tongues. (OK it’s just Spanish. Don’t you think the guys at JM could have translated for us?) There is another girl who has to stop because the gravel she is fucking on hurts her back. Lovely.
Moving on to the Violation of Kate Frost, we get to see one of my personal favorite freak outs. Jim rips her a new one during the intro and we’re all about to see just how pissed and pissy she was. It starts out with some minor attitude and perhaps a hint of bitchiness. Kate grows less amused as the day goes on and a splinter in her pussy really sets her off. (Yes folks, a splinter in the cooch.) When they try to finish off her violation by shoving donuts into her face, Kate blows a gasket.
Before Ashley Blue took over the Girlvert line, Keegan Sky was played the role. She was a bit of a nut and almost scary in this BTS. They really work over one poor girl to the point that you have to wonder if Keegan was acting or if she really is just a psycho.
Attention Whores 4 contains my all time favorite BTS bitch fit. It starts out with some of the normal shit talking, but things go horribly wrong when Lucy Lee arrives. Ashley takes some shots at Direct Modeling and Lucy barks at the BTS guy for catching her lighting up something other than the usual cancer sticks. Things go downhill when she starts bitching about having to work with “Schreck.” (Chris Mountain.) Ashley won’t work with him either so it becomes a big problem. An even bigger problem is the growing storm cloud around Lucy. The BTS guy handles it perfectly. There is nothing better to do when a girl is wigging than to shove a camera in her face. Eventually she hits the camera guy and actually goes old-school gangsta on us. This is a classic BTS moment.
The Fat, the Bald & the Ugly is a nightmare by itself so imagine the BTS. Now take a moment to digest this nugget. The fat chick is Dave Hardman’s sister and he’s on the set with her. The ugly girl seems pretty drunk. At one point during the scene she talks about her dick. Her what? Trust me guys, you don’t want to watch this segment at lunch time.
Perverted Stories is a line ripe for great bloopers. We get to watch Scott Lyons as an alien chasing Brandi. There is also some fun with chicken and a drunken PA trying to put himself into a giant chicken suit. Strange stuff, but nothing like some of the other segments.
Aspen Brock did a White Trash Whore and it did not go well. Jim’s intro takes shots at Buck Adams that are brutal. Of course Aspen passed out in the make up chair is pretty nasty as well. Just when you think you’ve seen it all we get male talent fighting. There is something very disturbing about two guys screaming at each other and posturing while one of them is flogging his cock. Very, very disturbing.
Guttermouths is a line of dirty talking girls and number 2 starred some real filthy chicks. Mila seems to distract every guy she works with and we even get some puppet humor. Ericka Lockett seems to be the brunt of the jokes here. This may be the most entertaining scene she has ever done.
We knew that we would get around to a bukkake shoot. They actually have to carry Teri Starr off of the set because she is so drunk. This may be some of the funniest footage of the whole movie.
Even Lesbian Bukkake movies have fun moments. The girls start fighting and somehow the suitcase pimps get involved. Ashley Blue seems to be a little under the weather as she starts directing the action. Things definitely get ugly on this set. Gee, with a bunch of chicks peeing another girl who would have though there could be trouble?
This really is a great idea of a DVD. Like I said, it’s not a stroke flick so don’t look for much sexual heat. It is the kind of thing you can take to a party and crack up. It also sheds some light on the darker side of the industry. We get to pull back the curtain and see that it isn’t all lube and roses. Sometimes we get to see girls freak out. Sometimes the guys fight and sometimes things go beyond words. If you have missed any of these BTS reels or just want a good dose of “holy shit” then pick this up. I think it’s a great idea and haven’t enjoyed two hours of smut this much in quite a while.
