Hot In the City
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OVERALL RATING: 6+
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
75 Mins.
Canyon Video
DIRECTOR: Tina Marie
THEMES: Big Tits, Cheating
CONDOMS: None
1989
STARS: Christy Canyon, Sasha Strange, Stacy Lords, Arcie Miller, Billy Dee, Johnny All, Peter North & Tom Byron
REVIEW-
I apologize ahead of time if this one of those hard to find titles. I’ve been to the storage unit again and pulled out another box of VHS tapes from the personal stash. This was one of the movies from Christy’s pre-Vivid comeback and I don’t know who owns the rights to these Canyon Video releases. As a huge Christy fan, I was thrilled when she came back and even if the movies weren’t exactly top shelf porn, it was great to see her again. In this one, she plays a jilted wife who is stuck in the middle of nowhere and just wants to get her life together back in the big city. I think I just covered the entire plot in one line. The story isn’t important though. It’s all about Christy getting fucked and showing off the best tits in the history of porn.
Christy is married to Billy Dee who is (naturally) cheating on her. She hears about it from one of her friends and marches off to confront him. Billy isn’t for sly about it. He’s fucking Stacy Lords on a pool table in a local bar. Stacy was a bit of a B girl with super pale skin, a soft body and a vague resemblance to Traci. The blowjob footage is poorly shot here so we don’t really see much of her face. Billy climbs on top and pumps his dick into her. Stacy is a low key fuck who barely responds to what he’s doing. Things pick up considerably when she gets on top though. Her energy is better and we get to see her tits shake in his face. As soon as he leaves his load on her pussy, Christy shows up and is ready to kick ass.
She has had enough and storm out to the highway to hitch a ride out of that little hick town. Picking up a ride is easy when you look like she does and promise to do “anything” as soon a guy pulls over to the side of the road. Tom Byron is the lucky biker who gives her a ride. They stop for some fun and we get to watch Christy suck cock while still dressed. I love the pink top and short denim skirt, but the first several minutes of the blowjob show us nothing but the back of her head. Eventually the camera moves in for some better angles and we get to see Christy inhale Tom’s pole. I love the fact that she’s still dressed as her tongue dances over the head of his dick, though if the movie were shot today we would probably get some better coverage of her tits or up her skirt. Eventually her clothes come off and he puts her on top of the bike to warm her pussy up. They manage to stay balance on the motorcycle and that’s pretty impressive. Tom bends her over and fills that pussy as Christy lets her big tits sway. There are some nice leg shots and a few good close ups, but I think we can all see how things have improved in porn over the years. Even the mish with her leg on his shoulder is disappointing because of the lack of quality angles. Tom pulls out and we get the slow motion pop on her tits. The action works here only because Christy is so hot.
Christy arrives in the big city and goes to see Sasha. She is a little busy sucking Peter North’s cock and makes Ms. Canyon wait in her lobby while she finishes up. Sasha was a dirty blonde with a thick New England accent who popped up in movies with bigger stars. Like Stacy, she was a bit of a B girl, but gives a decent blowjob here. Peter puts her on top of her desk and licks her pussy for a while. He rails away in mish and the whole thing is uninspired. Neither performer looks thrilled and the angles are pretty weak. He turns her over and shots in slow motion all over her back. This is pure filler.
As the two friends relax at home, Christy calls her husband to let him know where she is. Billy is already busy though, with Arcie Miller in his bed. One has to wonder why he’s banging the B girls when he had Christy at home. He begs her to come home on the phone even as he’s got the other girl in bed. He gets caught of course and seconds after being dumped, he is back to pumping Arcie in the puss. Billy works her in doggy and the most entertaining thing about this scene is how they have to struggle on the waterbed. Those things are hell man. He ends up nutting all over her ass.
Christy decides to get even the old fashioned way. She shares Peter with Sasha. There is actually a bit of ass licking by Christy which is interesting to see. B girl or not, Sasha provides an extra mouth to the action when Ms. Canyon gets busy sucking cock. When Peter takes the busty superstar from behind, Christy lets her tits hand in Sasha’s face. That’s pretty good footage and the shots of her ass during the doggy are pretty fine as well. Her body looks amazing in this scene and Christy gets fucked hard enough to have her tits shaking all over the place. Peter fucks those big beautiful tits as Sasha licks the tip of his prick. I hate the slow motion pop shot, but it’s a rare chance to get see Christy get hit on the face with a stream of jizz. Not a great facial, but we take whatever we can get.
All set up in her new place, Christy decides to give the moving guy a very special tip. This is a great fantasy set up because who wouldn’t want Christy to strip down and offer her body in exchange for some heavy lifting. What is really disappointing about this scene is that we never even see her suck his cock. It’s a totally softcore scene. He (or someone) gets hard enough for a few strokes in the pussy and then a fake cumshot. I don’t know what happened, but what a great waste of a perfect body and a hot set up.
I forgot just how B-level most of the girls in this movie are. Christy is the star of course and she looks great in every scene. Without much of a story we have to fall back on the woman and whatever fantasy play there might be. I like the hitchhiker idea and the delivery guy tip scene is a good idea. With Christy at the center of those fantasies, the potential for great heat is there. It only works once though. The last scene is a total waste and I think we can blame the guy. Come on dude, how can you not get it up for Christy? Stacy, Sasha and Arcie are B girls who don’t really do much in this movie. Though each of their scenes has some strokeable moments, they are mostly forgettable. That leaves us with Christy. She looks really great in and out of clothes in this movie. I loved the fully dressed blowjob action with Byron. Some of the scenes are shot too soft and we would certainly expect better from a movie today, but this is still a great movie for Christy fans to pick up. If nothing else we can enjoy her as a hot hitchhiker and watch her lick Peter’s ass.
