Pure Play Media Presents A Big Surprise With Seymore Butts’ Anal Surprise Party!
September 14, 2004 (Chatsworth, CA): What has lesbian sex at 80 miles per hour, dueling squirters and a 10-inch birthday gift slipped right up Mari Possa’s bottom? If you said “Seymore Butt’s newest release Anal Surprise Party,” you’d be correct! If you tossed in road head with dueling video cameras and a mid-sex visit from the LAPD, you’d be even more correct! Sounds like a wild tale? Welcome to Seymore Butts’ life, where truth is stranger than fiction.
It all started in the car on the way to Erotica LA, where ” dutiful citizen that he is ” Seymore offers porn newbie Heather a free ride to the event, and dutiful hitchhiker that she is, she offers to blow him in appreciation of his chauffeuring skills. While that might be wild enough for most, it was the trip home from Erotica LA that stepped up the game.
“Heather and I gave Nikki Hunter a ride home,” Seymore explains, “and then she and Nikki get in on in the back seat. So there’s a car that pulls up next to us with a video camera while we’re shooting Nikki and Heather getting it on ” I could see the light on it as they filmed us. So they roll down the window to get a better shot, look in the car and say, ‘Oh my God, it’s Seymore Butts!’ They had no idea! So then, of course, I had to use all of my car’s 450 horsepower to allude them.”
But the madness doesn’t stop there. After parking the car in the garage, Seymore got Nikki to squirt for the very first time. It was when Seymore, Nikki and Heather went inside to finish off their fornicating and frolicking that Seymore was interrupted by the most unlikely of visitors for the most unlikely of reasons.
“I guess when Nikki was squirting in the garage, she screamed so loud that one of the neighbors thought that someone was being injured on my property,” he recalls. “So I had just finished fucking Nikki in the ass and I was just about to stick it in Heather’s ass for the first time when there’s a loud rap at the door. I had no idea who it was until Bishop says, ‘I think it’s the police.'”
Bishop was right. Seymore’s sex Olympics were momentarily shut down as he assured the cops that nothing nefarious was going on. So did our proud men in blue make the final cut?
“I couldn’t put them on the tape ” they wouldn’t sign a release. Needless to say, the mood was killed,” he says.
But that’s not the grand finale. The climax of the video, which ” naturally ” inspired the title, features a surprise birthday party for Tushy Girl Mari Possa wherein the lusty Latina is mislead, thinking she’s going to Seymore’s to do a girl/girl shoot. When she arrives she’s greeted ” and overpowered ” by Aria, Cytheria and fellow Tushy Girl Flower Tucci. Does it stop there? No way!
“The whole time the girls are working Mari over we slip Julian in the house and take him upstairs,” Seymore says. “So after the girls are done with her, I make like it’s almost over and we give her presents. One of the presents is a crotchless lingerie set, which she tries on and looks great in. And then we give her another gift ” a blindfold. She puts it on and we lead her upstairs where she starts getting it on with Julian, but she doesn’t know it… and she doesn’t find out until he’s just about to stick it up her ass.
“Other than that, it’s your pretty standard porn movie.”
Indeed.
Fans of Seymore won’t want to miss adding this one to their collection, and luckily they won’t have to wait to do so! Seymore Butts’ Anal Surprise Party streets this week!
