Suck It Up
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OVERALL RATING: 5+
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
118 Mins.
Elegant Angel
www.elegantangel.com
DIRECTOR: William H
THEMES: Cum Eating, Gagging
CONDOMS: None
2005
4/05
STARS: Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci, Jersey Jackson, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Tyla Wynn, Vivian West
REVIEW-
Back in the day we were happy to get facial shots. Then came swallowing as a genre. When that wasn’t enough we moved on to bukkake and other extreme cum play flicks. Now we’ve moved into something else that I like to call ingestion movies. They aren’t always pretty. In fact they can be downright disgusting. William H. has done some very offbeat and interesting things so hopefully he will give us something that is as creative as it is stomach-churning.
There is something about Roxy Jezel that makes her seem as classy as she is slutty. Maybe it’s her accent, but I can’t put my finger on it. She comes to us from the kitchen where she tells us she wants a jizz martini. (I’m not a big drinker, but do they put cherries in martinis?) Roxy gets right on her knees and starts sucking like crazy. It is always fun to watch her suck, but she does that annoying gagging thing that just turns me off. At least no one is slapping or choking her. Roxy is the kind of girl who can handle this kind of action and does most of the work herself. They do hang her head over the edge of a table for some serious face fucking. IF Roxy needs jizz to make her cocktail then I would imagine she is going to get plenty from this collection of well-sucked cocks. Even with the incessant gagging, this is a pretty great four-cock blowjob that just happens to end with the guys shooting loads into a glass so that Roxy can drink it down and eat the cherries. Maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like the cherries actually make her sicker than the sticky mix of semen.
Alex Divine is up next and she opens her scene with a stream of dirty talk that really sets the mood nicely. She only stops talking when she has two hard cocks working past her lips and pummeling the back of her throat. There is quite a big of face fucking here so the heat is not as high as it could be without watching guys force her skull around the circle. Not that Alex minds at all. She seems to thrive on the treatment and smiles as they smack her pretty face with hard meat. I’m really not that into the kind of oral action that we’ve got here, but if you like watching girls get face fucked, then Alex provides a great deal of enthusiasm as she works up to her big cum martini finish. They shot all over the cherries; she stirs it up and then drinks it through a big straw.
I’ve never seen Jersey before, but she is kind of cute with some interesting tats. (Including the state of Texas around her navel.) Her tease is OK and then she gives a short little interview to William. She is a brand new girl who tells us that she got into the business because she likes sex. I’m not sure if I believe her or not, but it really doesn’t matter once she starts sucking cock. We start off with the heat-killing low angle, but at least that puts us in the right position for some pussy shots. I don’t know who is screaming for more footage of the underside of a girl’s chin, but someone must be requesting it. Personally I think that it nearly kills the first half of this otherwise decent scene. Jersey gets fucked a little bit along the way and she is able to take it pretty deep in her throat. It’s just hard to get too excited about a scene that focuses more on her clavicle than her eyes. They all pop in the bottom of a coffee pot so she can drink it, but by this point, who really cares?
Tyla Winn is a hot and nasty girl who certainly comes off as cum-hungry. No interview here, just a few seconds of her talking dirty and then a parade of stiff shafts to pass her lips and hit the back of her throat. Though this scene is shot better than the last one I still have to wonder if William has developed a fear of heights. Why else would he shoot the first several minutes from the floor when she looks so good from a higher, POV angle? I still love this girl and she sucks dick like a girl who would probably drain you dry every night just for fun. Her head helps to carry the action but I definitely expect better overall camerawork from William. When the guys are finally ready to cum, they shoots loads into the bowl and then watch as she drinks it down, spits it back and then downs it again.
Vivian West is a nice looking blonde with firm tits who really knows how to shake it during her intro. She has me ready to pop one in her mouth after watching her play with that pretty little pussy for a while. William interviews her and is impressed by the tongue tricks she shows him. Viv gets two big cocks to play with first and she slowly takes them deep while to more come into the scene. We get to see her little tongue vibration thing on some balls, but it probably feels better than it looks. The experienced blonde works her magic mouth around a circle of cock and it seems the we get more eye level and above footage here. Perhaps that is why I’m actually still interested in this scene. This is a good blowjob scene with a woman who seems to focus her attention on one guy at a time and then ends up licking cum out of a pan at the end of the action. Though the climax still leaves me cold, this one was a step up from some of the others.
Tiana Lynn and Flower Tucci team up for a big finale. These two squirters know how to treat each other and get into a bit of wet shot action as a warm up. Tiana squirts all over Flower’s face and then helps her blonde friend gush all over some toys. Once they have eaten the girl cum from the floor, the two girls team up on Randy Spears. Both Tiana and Flower are fantastic performers with tremendous oral abilities so the double BJ is nice. (Too much low angle shit, but let’s not beat that dead horse any more.) Randy moves the girls to the couch where he gets Tiana to squirt again. Flower takes her turn and within a few strokes of RC is shooting her juices all over the place. The girls don’t need a lot of guys for this scene because they keep things really wet all by themselves. If you like this kind of action then you will love watching them take turns until both girls are soaked. It would be hart o pick a favorite here, but Tiana does have one of the most perfect bodies in all porn. For the finish. Randy shoots into a funnel that empties into Flowers mouth. Tiana adds her cum to the mix; Flower shakes it up in her mouth and then spits it into Tiana’s mouth. OK that’s a pretty original pop. We have to give William credit there.
Though there are some decent scenes here I am disappointed overall. I knew that I wouldn’t care much for the freak show finishes, so that really didn’t surprise me at all. It was the action that and specifically the way it was shot that really let me down. William H isn’t the only guy shooting blowjobs from below the action, but I’m going to make it a personal crusade to end this horrible trend so we can go back to good looking angles. Things would have been a lot better with that simple adjustment. A few of the scenes fight through everything and come out all right. Flower and Tiana make their three-way hot with a whole lot of girl-cum preceding Randy’s DNA deposit. Vivian was fun to watch and Roxy is always good with her mouth. Both Alex and Tyla provide serious gagging scenes that leave me cold, but might really work for a number of you. I have come to expect a lot from William’s movie and this one fails far too often for me to really recommend it for anyone outside the serious gag and ingestion fans.
