Lock, Cock & 2 Smoking Bimbos
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OVERALL RATING: 4-
95 Mins.
Sin City
DIRECTOR: Bud Lee
THEMES: Twins, Sex on the Beach
CONDOMS: None Noted
2003
1/03
STARS: Sasha, Misha, Dave Courtney, Amber Angel, Sarah Finn, Laura, Cheyne Collins, Jay Z & Ian.
REVIEW-
The sexy twins who starred in the first part of this XXX-action flick are back for more fun this time. They are always a lot of fun to watch, but they didn’t add a lot to the first movie beyond eye candy. It was hard for me to be too excited about the first Lock, Cock movie because it was really trying to emulate a mainstream movie that is just too complex for porn. Instead of something cool and clever, it generally looked like a low end porn feature without much going for it. Dave Courtney actually carried the dialog and he’s pretty damn good. Hopefully for part two, he will have a little bit more to work with and we can enjoy more than just the sight of twins doing the nasty. Courtney recaps the story a bit at the start of the movie, but don’t strain yourself trying to follow.
The movie opens with the twins doing their best to keep one of their boss’ business associates happy. One of them rides his face while the other sucks his cock. These women really are beautiful, making the whole twin thing just a bonus as we watch them fuck. While one of them fucks the lucky guy, the other sits back and rubs her little hole. After some nice looking doggy, the girls stroke a load out onto their tits.
Since the other girls in the movie aren’t very ID’d, we can take our best shot at which one is getting busy with another guy on the beach. She is a pretty cute brunette with shoulder length hair and a slim body. This scene is totally unrelated to the plot without the voice over, so I guess we should just enjoy some sex on the beach. The girl is cute, but her blowjob is pretty lifeless with no eye contact so I can’t get too excited about it. They fine a nice rock so she can get on and pump him in reverse cowgirl. The eye candy factor is pretty good and she seems to be a little more into the action now. They do doggy for a long time with some tight shots from underneath. After way too long, he finally pulls out and shoots onto her chest. They never really show the mish again, so this cut is pretty odd looking.
In another random scene, a guy pays a pretty redheaded hooker to let him do whatever he wants. What he wants is pretty vanilla sex session from the nasty girl. She strokes his cock and talks dirty for a bit. When he gets behind the chick the action slows down a bit. There just isn’t much energy here and her ass is average from this angle. After some better looking RCA, they go into doggy where a fill light is desperately needed for the tight shots. He shoots a pretty big load all over her face and tits, but do we really need a replay of the shot?
There is actually dialog before the next scene. Cheyne shows up to present the twins and the diamond to a guy. This doesn’t go anywhere though. Instead we move to a guy out on the beach with a different blonde. This fake titted chick leans back while he goes down on her. She returns the favor, but the setting for this scene is actually more attractive than the girl. There are some nice reflection shots in his glasses while she sucks, but the fact that I noticed them tells you that the blowjob is nothing more than average. He rolls her into spoon and holds her big ass in his hands and he pumps her. With one leg up on his shoulder, the blonde gets boned for a long time there in the sand. A very long doggy is followed by a repeated facial.
The final scene starts out with the dude threatening to kill Cheyne and the twins, but not until they all fuck one more time. Funny, the girls don’t see all that worried as they start sucking. They both look really good in their bikinis and deliver really nice looking blowjobs. With fingers and tongues the guys get them ready for more. One twin gets fucked on her back with her long legs high in the air while the other gets bonded from behind. I don’t know which is which, but the one in mish really works her legs nicely. Her sister tends to lie there and just take it. One twin jerks her guy off onto his belly while the other takes Cheyne’s cum on her stomach, turning away when it gets too close to her face.
The twins are really the only reason to watch this movie. They are cute and have decent energy for the most part. The rest of the movie is just thrown together and really doesn’t make any sense. I like the dialog scenes with Dave, but all of the beach scenes just feel like they were shot for some other movie and just slapped in her with no rhyme or reason. I don’t mind a good collection of fuck scenes, but if you are going to pretend to make a feature, at least have it make sense. Watch this for the twins because there isn’t much else to recommend.
