World’s First 300lb Gang Bang

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The World’s First 300lb Gang Bang

OVERALL RATING: 0

80 Mins.

Pure Filth

DIRECTOR: Rob Spallone

www.legenddirect.com

THEMES: Gang Bang, Fat Chicks

CONDOMS: Some Noted

2003

11/02

STARS: Kat Kleevage, High Pitch Eric and a bunch of guys.

REVIEW-

I know that there are all kinds of porn fans out there. My views on what is good and what is not are not the same as everyone’s so I try and keep an open mind. Even with that as my attitude, there are movies that come along that just make me scratch my head and wonder why. A 300lb Gang Bang? There are a lot of possibilities I guess, but it looks like this one has fat guys fucking a woman named Kat Kleevage. It could be worse of course. The woman could be three hundred pounds. Kat isn’t fat, but she is an older looking woman. During her pre-bang interview we find out that she is going to do fifty guys who are all over 300 pounds each. That’s a whole lot of donuts. It’s also a chance for a lot of these guys to do two things they haven’t done in a while, fuck a woman and get a good look at their dicks.

In the back room there are also some super fat women who make me want to run screaming from my TV. They also have High Pitch Eric straight from the Howard Stern Show. This isn’t the first time porn has used Stern’s show, but he fits right in with the super-sized cast. As part of the build up, we get to watch some of these corpulent contestants weighing in. We don’t see the actual numbers though so I suppose some of it could have been fudged. Several of the rotund women get together for a little veggie fest that is just too disgusting for words. I’m not really bothered by women with a little extra meat, but these girls are beyond fat. They are stretch marked, pimply, bruised and just nasty.

When the fatty fucking is over Kat talks with Eric backstage about fluffing and holding back his cumshot. Her fluff girl is scary looking. I thought Houston looked old and beat up, but this broad makes Houston look like Britney Spears. The guys eventually move in and start in with Kat. This is a very scary collection of guys, but I almost feel sorry for them when they are with the fluffer. Back to Kat who is dutifully fucking the guys and the girls from the group. She has to reach under some huge bellies to find some of their cocks, but Kat keeps up the energy as if they were the best looking guys in the world. The enthusiasm is admirable, but watching her suck Eric while some super fat chick strap on fucks her from behind just isn’t likely to turn me on. Some of the guys are wearing masks, but that just doesn’t help. Watching Eric try and tit fuck her would be hilarious if it weren’t so freaking gross. From here out, she just does her best to get some loads from the guys. It’s a bit of a mess and a whole lot of fat bodies slapping together.

These gang bang movies never had made sense to me. At best they are freak show porn events, more about media coverage and dropped jaws than about hot sex. This one is even more of a freak show than usual. Kat isn’t the worst looking girl to ever do a bang like this. (After all, Houston did one.) It’s the guys and gals she bangs that really bring this ting to a shuddering, disgusting halt. Most of these guy can barely see their own dicks, let alone keep them hard while the even fatter fluffers try and get them stiff. It’s really low on the eye candy scale as well as having almost no sexual heat. So what is left beyond the side-show appeal? I know that fat people need love too, but do we have to watch it? This is the definitely the first 300lb gang bang, let’s all hope it’s also the last.

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