LEX THE IMPALER
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
140 Mins
Evil Angel
LEX THE IMPALERwww.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Interracial Sex, Big Cocks, Anal Sex,
CONDOMS: Some Noted
2001
12/01
STARS: Miko Lee, Darla Crane, Layla Jade, Jessie J, April Flowers, Sophie Evans, Lexington Steele
SPECIAL FEATURES-
The Chapter stops are nicely done as they always on Evil Angel DVDs, making it easy to stop at your favorite part of a scene. There is also the Fetish Menu which will help show you all of the parts that most make your crank rise. There is an outtake reel that has plenty of pussy farts and some very hot photo session footage. The cast list by scene makes it very easy to identify the girls and there is even a Jules Jordan bio. (But no interview, hmmm)
REVIEW-
I just reviewed this title on video last week, but I figured that a whole lot of people are dying to see how this new line turned out on DVD. Jules Jordan and Lexington Steele have worked very well together in the past and now that Jules is part of the Evil Empire, their work can only reach a higher level. He brings his ability to shoot great sex into a movie that stars the biggest male star in the business with some of the hottest babes. Miko Lee, Layla Jade, April and Sophie Evans join hot newcomer Jessie J to be impaled by Lex?s mighty sword.
April is first and as she gets some sun near the pool, we get an amazing view of her all natural body. I love the way she looks in that little suit of hers and Lex feels the same way apparently. He likes her new piercing, but starts kissing a couple of feet north of the newly bejeweled labes. Once he does get down to licking the lips, it takes a few seconds to get her hot and juicy. (Well, this is porn, everyone is hot and juicy from the word go.) April puts her lips around his cock and looks up into the camera with her pretty eyes. Taking it easy on her, Lex lies back and lets April lower her pussy down on his condom encased cock. We get a great view of her butt as she squats and tries to take more and more of that long rod. Jordan moves the camera around to the front which is always good if you like tight shots of tight pussies. When she has had time to adjust, Lex bends her over and enters from behind. They turn to face each other and really work together. April gets that dick deep into her pussy and gets off on his thick pole. It may have taken April a while to get going, but once she does, Lex lights her up. To finish off the scene, she uses both hands to stroke a load out into her mouth. Not shying away from a load, April has a good time in the long post pop footage.
Miko Lee has really been turning in some nasty performances of late. She struts around in fishnet stocking and heels with her hair pulled back, looking more than ready to play with something big and hard. Lex has just the thing and happily puts Miko on her knees where she can use her mouth to worship his huge prick. She has to use two hands and her mouth to please the rod, but all that work is worth it when she gets her twat stuffed. Miko bends over and gets a foot of cock shoves into her tight, slick slit. Great low angle shots of the action that get even better when he lifts her into the air and sits back. Now in reverse cowgirl, Miko takes that big cock all the way into her pussy and really goes off. When that isn?t enough, she lets him take her ass. Only a few inches slide in at first, but when he picks her up again, Lex finds that Miko?s weight drives her butt down onto his shaft. After her ass gets totally wrecked, Lex shoots a big load onto her waiting face. Other than a short slow motion segment capturing the first blast of cum, this is a well shot facial, finishing off a very hot scene.
Right in the middle of this great cast, Jordan sticks in Darla Crane. She?s not bad looking, but just not nearly as hot as the rest of the cast. On the positive side, she has a big round ass and I know that Lex likes girls like this. He?s got plenty for her to play with. He starts out by bending her over the pool table to check out her ass. When she has properly blown his dick, Darla gets to ride to ride it. She is built a little like Shanna McCullough but with bigger fake tits and without Shanna?s on screen charisma. Other than a nice looking shaved slit, there really isn?t much about Darla that I find very attractive. Lex rises to the occasion anyway and slams her big ass until he?s ready to shoot on her face. In a sea of really good scenes, this one is the one time you can run out for a snack.
Adding a little story to the scenes, Jules answers the door to find two lost tourists, Layla Jade and Jessie J. They are out looking for stars? homes and looking like they want to party. He invites the two little star fuckers in to let them play. Jessie and Layla work on each other, licking and using a butt plug to get all warmed up for bigger things to come. When Lex arrives, these two hot blondes fish his cock from his pants and take turns sucking it. Layla loves big cocks and her horny little friend can?t help but admire the size of this mighty staff. Jessie gets the first ride and surprisingly takes it all in that tight little cunnie. It?s no shock when Layla also takes him balls deep, or that she creams all over that big rod. Jessie sticks her mouth into the mix, licking his balls and helping keep Layla rocking. When it comes time for little Jessie to take it up the ass, Layla holds her cheeks opens and even talks dirty about her filthy young partner. Give her a lot of credit for taking so much of that black dick into her pooper. Both women do A2M as if Jessie?s ass tastes like candy. Layla takes her turn and somehow Lex is able to slide that big cock right up her ass until it looks like it might come out her mouth. He finally pulls out and shoots a load on Layla?s butt so that Jessie can lick it off. These two chicks are very, very fucking hot.
Sophie Evans leads up the stairs, showing off her amazing ass as she goes. I love the little red outfit she has on, but it?s the exposed flesh that really catches the eye. This blonde has a really incredible body and always seems to love working with big guys. Of course, that?s a perfect match for Lex who knows just how to hit the hot spots. Sophie gets his dick nice and wet with her mouth, sucking him through the bars on the stairs. Continuing to use the furnishings, Jordan has her sit in this chair that is clear. With her slit exposed, Sophie actually gets fucked while sitting in the chair. When she turns around he can fuck her harder and we get to watch her tits bounce. To really get her going, they turn Sophie loose, letting her ride Lex?s lap. No gentle fucking here because she just bounces hard in his lap. When all is said and done, Lex drops the hammer on her hard from behind, letting her spin around just in time to catch a load on her pretty face and hair.
I?ve been enjoying Jules Jordan?s work for quite some time and now that he is with Evil Angel, it?s only going to get better. The DVD package on this movie is very, very strong so if you have a chance to grab it, it?s even better than the video version. Lex and Jules team up again for a volcanic fuck flick. We start with April who looks as fantastic as ever, showing great energy in the very well shot outdoor fuck. Miko Lee is so crazy for the big cock that she nearly explodes. Jessie and Layla each fight for top blonde British fuck slut honors with the real winner being Lexington. There is only one scene in this movie that doesn?t live up to the high standards and that has more to do with my own personal tastes than anything in the way it was shot. Great sexual energy, well shot sex and a whole lot of hot babes who love to be impaled make this an early favorite for best all sex movie of 2002.
