138 Mins

DIRECTOR: Christoph Clark

THEMES: Big Tits, Natural Tits

CONDOMS: None Noted

2001

5/01

STARS: Daniella, Suzy Sweet, Liza Pirelli, Mallory, Mesy, Betti, Eva.

DVD EXTRAS:

Of course we get the Fetish Menu that Evil Angel uses. It allows you to cut right to the part you like best. There is also good bonus footage. Clark gives us some video notes on the shoot, .there are some extra sex clips added as well. Photo gallery, biography (Of Clark) and Filmographies of the girls are also included. Another solid package, made better by a nice anal toy bonus clip from Daniella.

REVIEW:

Of all the Evil Empire directors, Christoph Clark is probably my least favorite. That’s no so much an indictment of his talents as it is a testament to the skill and depth of the rest of the roster. Of course, any movie with a title like this has to make it onto my must see list. I don’t know if ‘Hey babe nice tits’ is a great pick up line, but it sure as hell makes me laugh. The prospect of watching a bunch of naturally racked Euro-babes get their pretty faces, fine bodies and tight asses drilled silly is more than enough reason to give Clark’s latest pure sex flick a closer look. (By the way, if you run into ID trouble, the Evil Angel chapter menu gives us the names of each girl for her chapter.)

Mallory is the first babe on display. She goes into a motorcycle shop with her boyfriend. He finds the bike he wants and they do a little bartering. Her tits are nicely on display thanks to a black leather bra/harness that pokes her boobs out into plain view as soon as you open her jacket. There is enough tit meat for both guys to share, but she needs some meat as well. Down on her knees, she’s got a pair of dicks to suck and stroke. Sure, she has nice tits, but check out the tongue on this girl because it really does the trick. Using the motorcycle to position her, the guys find ways to penetrate her. They manage to hold her in the air between them and give her a rather hard DP. (Give them high marks for athletic sex.) Mallory shows no ill effects from some hard anal action, though the rather large zit on her ass is a bit distracting in many of the shots. Since this is a Clark flick, the anal action gets most of the attention, but true to the title, Mallory’s fine breasts take both loads and she spends a lot of time rubbing their hot cum into her tits.

Daniella is a prettier girl with long light hair and lovely eyes. In a flashback, we see her getting attacked. Two masked men catch her alone in a house and all of her begging can’t stop them from taking out their cocks and making her stroke them. There is not a lot of fight in this girl, which suits me just fine. She’s a very nice looking girl who is especially fetching on her hands and knees servicing men at both ends. Very nicely shot sex here, focusing on her breasts (natch) and her pretty ass as she rides one of the would be robbers. Much of the pre-anal action takes place with Daniella on her side, but for the big ass popping, she gets back on her knees. (With her lovely, fat pussy lips poking out.) Her ass gets fucked very hard, but even during the DP, this pretty Euro-slut is hot and ready for more. Once again, the double load shoots all over those great big, beautiful tits.

After a pair of two guy/one girl scenes, we expand the rosters a bit for the third scene. Suzy Sweet, Betti and Mesy team up to take on a pair of Euro-studs. Sadly, I don’t know who is who because there is a very pretty girl in this mix. (Light brown/blonde hair while the other two are true brunettes.) Normally, I don’t like switching back and forth between women in a scene, but the two chicks sucking are beautiful as is the brunette on the couch playing with herself. The guys are very anxious to move from pretty mouths to tight pussy and both girls are very accommodating in this manner. A third guy arrives and is immediately welcomed at the door by a girl who bends over and lets him fuck the shit out of her. There are some great tits in this trio as well as some mighty fine asses. If you prefer scenes with a lot of girls getting crazy, then this scene will be right up your alley. With all the hot anal and DP going on, I’m not sure it’s important who is who. All of them are hot and they all take cock like true Euro-sluts. And of course, they all get cum on their naturally big tits.

We go back to a single girl scene as Eva, a pretty girl with short, blondish hair, turns a photo session into a wild sexual adventure. She is very willing to get naked for the sill camera, making the photographer want to see even more of this hot babe in action. The video camera makes her a little shy, but he is more than happy to lend a hand, or at least a few fingers, to help loosen her up. It doesn’t work right away, but you can tell by her nipples that it’s starting to do the trick. He strips her slowly then dives between her legs to get her juices flowing. Now it’s time to bring in the actual porn stud. There is now a blonde guy getting his dick sucked by this still shy cutie. There are some very nice shots from underneath her body, showing off that great rack. When she hops onto the blonde dude, our original guy moves around for some head. This time, she’s actually into it, riding hard and not complaining a bit about the cock in her mouth. They bound her at both ends, finally shooting onto her awesome tits. I like this girl, but she isn’t very enthusiastic, taking away some of the heat. (And yeah, the first few scenes have spoiled me a bit.)

Liza Pireli runs an agency and is dealing with two very unhappy customers. Taking matters into her own hands, she sheds her businesslike image and offers herself to the two guys. Though one of the guys shows no interest, his friend is happy to maul her big tits and let her stroke his cock hard. I guess the guy likes tits because when Liza starts using her boobs on the dude’s cock, his surly friend stands up and starts fucking her from behind. There is nothing prim about her now as she screams and creams with one cock in her pussy and another slapping her face. Liza drops her ass on one guy’s cock, shaking her hips to show us how deep she can take it. They actually move back to vaginal after the brief anal, giving her two in her cunnie for a time. All of this ends, of course, with simultaneous cum blasts all over her tits.

Oddly enough, we never do see in between girl Laura fuck and suck. She has easily the biggest tits in the flick, but we just have to be happy looking at those monster mams. She does a nice tit tease at the end of the movie though, that is sure to be a bonus for boob lovers. The rest of the cast is going to thrill tit lovers as well. How about a whole cast full of Euro-babes who have been blessed by the boob fairy and manage to fuck and suck like cover model nymphomaniacs. Lots of great looking babes, lots of hot sex, who could ask for more?