STOP MY ASS IS ON FIRE #5
OVERALL RATING:
110 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Quasarman
Toxxxic/Metro
THEMES: Anal Sex.
CONDOMS: None Noted
2001
7/00
STARS: Houston, Nicole Sheridan, Ryan Conner, Tavalia Griffin, Hunter Skott, Layla Jade, Oceane
REVIEW:
With a title like this, what in the world could this be other than an anal themed movie about chicks taking dicks in their asses. (Of course, we don?t even want to think abut the VD themed sequel ?Stop My Cock is on Fire.) When he isn?t ranting on his website, Quasarman shoots wall to wall fuck flicks for the Toxxxic line. Anyone who?s seen a Toxxxic movie knows that there isn?t much to talk about, just chicks having their colons crammed with cock. (At least in the anal vids.) There are a few babes in this movie who are worth watching, so let?s see which flaming assholes get stretched first. (Oh, that has a terribly disturbing second meaning that I am going to try and flush from my head immediately.)
Tavalia Griffin is a pretty cute girl with a hot New Zealand accent. She teams with blonde Ryan Connor who has a super hot body. After a short, but still mildly annoying interview section, the two bikini clad babes share Marc Davis? dick. Ryan is a full service porn slut, sucking cock with good technique and high energy. Tavalia is a pretty good little sucker as well, though it?s her accent that really gets me. Both of these girls have tragic tattoos, but asses like this can make me forget even the worst body ink. Marc starts them out with some finger action, getting their little assholes prepared for much bigger things. There is some vag action with Tavalia showing good hip action, but this is an anal movie so the real shit starts when the shitters get stretched. Ryan?s perfect ass takes cock right between those spectacular cheeks. When Tavalia?s ass gets fucked, Ryan shoves her face between Marc?s asscheeks. He repays her generous oral gift by slam fucking the blonde?s little butt. After a pretty good anal scene, we get a poorly shot double facial. Angle is everything, but before that, things were pretty hot.
Nicole Sheridan is a nice looking blonde with fantastic tits and smile that draws us right in. She gets to work with Voodoo and that makes Nicole very happy. When he joins her near the pool, she gets right down and starts sucking his balls. He talks a little trash to her while she sucks, but that only makes the blonde hose beast suck hard and faster. Down on her hands and knees, she?s showing off a very hot little ass. That asshole looks way too tight for a cock, but she?s very enthusiastic as she begs for cock in her ass. Damn, where did this young thing learn to talk like that? When he finally gives her what she wants, Nicole loves every inch of hard dick up that ass. This chick loves it in the ass and her leggy, bikini clad body looks fucking great in this scene. Nice eye candy, great energy and a lot of close up shots of the colon crushing action. Much better pop this time as well.
Hunter Skott is a bit titted chick who is ready to work with Dale DeBone. When she starts sucking his cock we see that this girl has also been visited by the tragic ink fairy. Of all the girls so far, Hunter is the least appealing. Fans of big tits will probably love the way her fake bags bounce around on her chest, thought the rippling is pretty bad. Following Nicole is a pretty hard thing to do, but Hunter gives a pretty forgettable performance in a scene that only has some decent tit fucking to keep it from being totally forgettable.
Speaking for forgettable, isn?t Houston old enough to be checked for Alzheimer?s? The interview includes Houston talking about her recent vaginal reduction surgery and the auction of said excess meat. (If I were going for another age joke I could talk about her vag meat being slag jerky.) Instead, we?ll just watch he show off her new tits and recently pumped up lips. Marc Davis is back, this time sitting back while the blonde gives him a Jurassic blowjob. He returns the favor by licking and fingering her asshole. All jokes aside, Houston does take dick very deep in her ass. In fact, this is very good anal action. Ironic that the one part of her body that hasn?t been surgically altered is the most appealing porn wise. Marc shoots most of his juice onto her shoulder, but does get a little onto her tongue. Come on, doesn?t she look like Bridgette Kerkove?s grandmother? (And no, I?m not picking on Bridgette.)
Teaming a couple of hot Euro-sluts for the final scene is a pretty damn good idea. Oceane is totally gorgeous and Layla Jade is one of the hottest fucks in all of porn. Nice to see a couple of natural girls after all of the inflated fun bags. They play with each other for a little while before Brian Surewood comes in to feed them a little meat. Oceane takes the first shift sucking cock which means Layla?s mouth is free to fill the air with her sweet, sexy cries of lust. When they switch places, Ms. Jade shows us all why she is the hottest thing to come out of England since Princess Di collector?s plate. Brian has the girls on their hands and knees, side by side so he can violate some young ass. Layla has a juicy, inviting pussy, but it?s that tight ass that gets slammed. Both girls have good looking butts and neither of them is afraid on hard backdoor action. (I wonder if Quasarman is thinking that he should have paired Houston with Hunter and let these two young, beautiful anal sluts have scenes of their own?) Back and forth he goes, fucking one ass then the other. It?s like he?s making a trip across the English channel to sample two very different asses. Layla isn?t afraid of tasting cock fright from Oceane?s ass. (Well, she is British and compared to English food, this probably isn?t that bad.) Great reverse cowgirl shots of Layla working her ass on his cock. They both do some more A2M work before switching places. The best scene in the movie ends with a very nice double facial. Brian has a lot of cum and he shoots it all over those pretty faces.
As you would expect, this is a pretty straight forward anal sex flick. The short interviews before the scenes are pretty lame and can easily be skipped in favor of the action.
There are two scenes that really stand out here. Nicole is a nice looking, leggy anal slut who really turns in a good colon crusher. Layla and Oceane totally out-slut their American counterparts in the final scene. Ryan Conner shows off her nearly perfect, well fucked ass and all but two of the scenes are appealing to me personally. All of them are well shot and just what the doctor ordered for anal lovers.