SLAP HAPPY #2
OVERALL RATING: 4-
116 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Alek James Hidell
Armageddon
THEMES: Slapping, Spitting, Choking, Gagging, Puking, Facials, Humilation.
CONDOMS: No
2000
11/00
STARS: Fawna, Natalya, Amber Wood, Diamond, Claudia Adkins, Candy Cotton, Montana, Princess, Cassie, Celeste, Monica Peterson, Shyann Mitchell and Alek James Hidell.
REVIEW:
Anyone who caught my review of Alek Hidell’s first Slap Happy movie will probably wonder what the fuck I’m doing watching another one. Besides my obvious commitment to reviewing all kinds of porn, I’m responding to fan requests. (Besides, Alek recognizes that a negative review is the best publicity money can’t buy.) This is a pretty simple movie with a twist. It’s a blowjob movie where the girls don’t really suck dick. They open their mouths and let Alek shove his cock in, often hard enough to make the girls puke. As chicks gagging and yacking weren’t enough to stir your libido, he also slaps the living fuck out of them and fills the air with that ‘wonderful’ man talk. (Nothing the voice of a guy to add something to straight porn eh?) That’s really it, so let’s get to the first ‘painted lady.’
With all the bad shit I’m going to say about this movie, it’s important to note that Hidell does interview the girls, asking them why they would let someone do this to them. There really isn’t any doubt that the women are here on their own. No one is holding a gun to their head. Fawna says that when she’s in the mood for rough sex and trusts the person, that she gets into it. That disclaimer out of the way, she starts right out gagging herself on his big cock. It takes less than three minute for her to vomit all over his dick. I have a serious question. For all these years, have people looking for movies where girls puke, or are we just eating what’s fed to us? I do like the way Fawna talks dirty and the pop on her tongue is hot. As always, she’s a dirty little cum swallower. I’m just wondering what the fuck that room must smell like after her lunch has had time to ferment a bit on his carpet.
Natalya is a young, fresh faced girl with more than her share of baby fat. She tires not to giggle her way through some fairly funny self abuse lines before the scene starts. When the scene does start, she’s on her knees outdoors, with her cute little face being fucked hard. The wind blowing in the microphone is pretty annoying, but young Nat takes it in the face pretty well. When Alek stops slapping her and makes her talk, she actually smiles an begs for a shot on her face. After firing a great big load on her face, she fingers it down into her mouth. You know, this is not a bad scene and I really want to see this girl again.
Claudia Adkins is a woman who always turns me on. Even if I’m not looking forward to watching her get popped, I can’t take my eyes off the screen because I know she’s manage to make it sexy. From the start of the scene, she holds her mouth open, taking a hard skull fuck. When Alek gets tired, Claudia takes over, fucking her own mouth with his cock and really getting into it. Until the slapping starts, this is just a really while blowjob scene. Then to make things even better, she gets up on his cock and squat fucks him. This kind of enthusiastic fuck scene is why I love Claudia so much. (And no way I can give this a zero now, there is strokeable material here.) After painting CUNT on her forehead, Alek unloads his cock on her face.
Princess is a barely legal girl who says she likes to be smacked around sometimes. She’s pretty clear about the fact she’s just doing this for the money though. That’s a pretty honest way to interview and Alek should be proud for having the balls to do this. When he starts slapping her face, you can tell that her idea of rough sex might not be the same as Alek’s. Still, she takes it deep and spews hard all over his dick. That’s it for me sexually, but they keep going to get another yack shot. Princess is a trooper and comes back for more. Dude, that shit can’t smell good after a while. He throws her up on the bed for a spirited fuck capped off with another fine facial.
Diamond, Amber Wood, Candy Cotton, Montana (A true freak who REALLY gets off on this), Cassie, Celeste, Monica Peterson and Shyann Mitchell are the other girls in this movie and they get the same treatment. While I still don’t find this line all that appealing, I have to say, this one had a lot more for me to praise. Let’s start with that. Claudia Adkins is a fucking babe and her scene was worth looking at. I also liked Fawna and Natalya quite a bit. I liked the interaction before the scenes, though I don’t know if the hard-core fans are going to like seeing that Alek isn’t really a fire breathing asshole. Adding some hard fucking to the mouth abuse was a nice touch. As before, the action is well shot and any fan of this kind of action is going to be begging for the next volume. The girls get their faces painted, their self-esteem destroyed, their faces smacked and their digestive tracts turned inside out. Just because I don’t get off on slapping, spitting gagging and puking doesn’t mean there isn’t a market for it and this market is finally being served, and served perfectly.