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OVERALL RATING: 7+
98 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Blas Medrano
Lord Perious
THEMES: Anal Sex.
CONDOMS: No
2000
12/99
STARS: Jewel Valmont, Anastasia Blue, Barrett Moore, Candy Apples, Courtknee.
REVIEW:
There was a great mainstream comedy with this same name, but somehow I doubt this has much to do with a mobster seeking therapy. Instead, I?ll bet that it?s the ANAL in analyze that is the focus here. This is a new company and the first time I?ve ever reviewed one of their movies. If anal is the name of the game, then they couldn?t have picked a better cast. Anastasia Blue, Candy Apples, Courtknee and Barrett Moore are all first class anal sluts. We are introduced to each scene by Dr. Susan who shares with us the joys of anal sex.
First up is Anastasia. She and her boyfriend, Alec Metro are in a rut. Their sex life has become routine, but the doc has the prefect cure. The little blonde looks super hot in her tiny black dress and boots. Of course, what she does best is suck dick. Alec?s shaft vanishes into her skilled throat in seconds I really like this haircut on Anastasia, but most of all, I like the way she can deep throat a cock and still look as fresh faced as a college freshman on her first day. She stands over his face, lowering that shaved pookie down onto her his face and starts grinding her hips. Now that they?re both warmed up, Alex starts fucking his little slutlet for all he?s worth. The boots stay on for part of the scene until he pulls one off and starts sucking her toes. She likes the taste of her own pussy, so we get more oral from little Anastasia before Alec starts licking her asshole. Her ass takes cock easily and we get some great close ups that show off that snug hole and her puffy little puss. Not minding a little straight from the ass cock, Anastasia helps Alec pop a load right into her mouth. The more I see this girl fuck, the more I like her.
Candy Apples is a woman who has always repressed her wild side. (Sure, those tats are the sure sign of a drab chick.) To let it all hang out, she enjoys a little one night stand with Dave Hardman. I like the way that little dress hugs Candy?s new curves, but it?s what?s under that dress that really gets Dave?s motor running. He bends her over at the waist so he can finger and lick her holes. Speaking of licking, Candy drops to her knees and gives great eye contact while sucking his cock. While she?s down there, Dave gives those big titties a little fuck as well. Right out of the gate, Dave starts fucking her hand, taking advantage of Candy?s height, giving her a solid standing doggy bone. She happily turns around to suck his dick a little in between positions. Moving to the floor, they do a quick reverse cowgirl before the dick goes up into her ass. Candy is a total anal slut who loves dick in her ass, so it?s not shock to see her slamming her ass down and fingering her own soaked snatch. This is pure, hard, raw anal action. Candy takes it from every angle and holds her mouth open for a load of joy juice.
Barrett Moore is another girl who doesn?t mind taking a hard rod in her ass. Her husband neglects her, and when he fails to respond to requests for attention, she takes drastic measures. Even though she offers him her ass, this lame hubby won?t break his racquetball date. (Loser.) What?s a girl to do? Why call the cops, that?s what. A fake prowler call sends a young officer over to the house to take a full report. She turns on the charm and he?s not about to turn down a shot at a little bored housewife ass. Barrett has a twinkle in her eye as she drops to her knees and teasingly points his cock right into her mouth. This woman doesn?t always do it for me, but she looks good here and seems to genuinely want that cock to go from her mouth to her ass. First, she is going to suck is slowly, working it to full size and making sure this hung cop sticks around for the next round. Polite guy that he is, our cop does some serious finger work on her pussy before taking her from behind. The anal begins during reverse cowgirl and he holds her thighs high in the air. This gives us great close up access, but is also one of my favorite long shots in all of porn. They continue in piledriver and by now is should be obvious that Barrett?s husband is really missing the boat by not dropping the hammer on his cock crazed better half. Nice two fisted handjob at the end, brings us to the end.
Alec gets another scene. This time, he?s hooked up with Courtknee. They start talking about another woman and how she?ll do anal. This seems to make Courtknee a little jealous and she sets out to prove that she?s as good in bed as the anally permissive bitch Alec keeps talking about. If her head is any indication, then I?d say Courtknee is well on her way to proving her point. She stays fully dressed while sucking his cock deep into her talented throat, to get his dick all nice and slick. Alec gets his girl naked and spreads her legs and goes to work. Lots of finger and tongue action on both her pussy and her tight little asshole. I don?t know about the rest of you, but I love Courtknee?s legs and ass, so watching her squat fuck Alec is quite the visual treat. Turning her over, Alec grabs her ankles, pushes them back behind her head and just slam fucks her like there?s no tomorrow. Those of you who like her over-sized will like the fact that it is prominently displayed during this portion of the sex. After another round of dick sucking, he finally gets to slide it up into her ass. More clit shots here as Alec finally gets the booty he?s been wanting. She does a little A2M while rolling over to take it from behind. For someone who was reluctant at first, she sure takes it up the ass with glee, happily taking his load in her mouth as well.
Jewel Valmont and her guy Chris Charming aren?t used to doing it without condoms. (Presumably because she can?t use birth control.) No rubber needed for blowjobs, so Jewel starts right out with her pretty mouth around his cock. Nice hand action to go along with her active tongue. When her slow, teasing blowjob finally gets him all the way up, Jewel starts stripping down to give Chris access to her young, firm flesh. Since he?s about to get some anal action, Chris takes a little extra time getting things wet down between her legs. Once she is wet enough, Jewel sucks his cock again while he slips on a rubber. Her tight pussy grips his cock as Chris slips every last inch of meat into her body. They engage in a pretty solid fuck, with Jewel once again taking his dick into her mouth in between positions. She goes for a long lap ride that eventually shifts gears so that she can get his dick up her ass. He?s still got a condom on, so I?m not entirely sure about the original setup. Not as big an anal slut as some of the other girls, Jewel still looks cute taking it in her backdoor. A big load of cum for her face and that?s all she wrote.
I don?t know if the doc actually helps anyone through any sexual quandaries, but she does introduce some hot anal scenes. It?s hard to go wrong when you have women like Anastasia, Candy and Courtknee doing anal. When Anastasia finds a way to keep most of her spit in her mouth, I really like her work. She is cute, tight, has a sweet little slit and fucks like a total slut. Candy just is the total slut. There is nothing this woman can?t or won?t do to bring smut fans the hottest, butt busting scenes around. Courtknee isn?t around as much any more, but she still has the magic that won her a lot of fans. Barrett Moore is another total anal whore and she joins Jewel in giving us five solid scenes. For the most part, the action is nicely shot with good production values. If you like anal sex, you should like this one.
