FUCK ME, I’M A WHORE

OVERALL RATING: C+

PICTURE QUALITY: D

DVD EXTRAS: D+

100 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Stefan Rossini

Outlaw

THEMES: Prostitutes, Interracial Sex.

2000 (2/99)

STARS: Mia Smiles, Elle Devine, Randee Lee, Saku.

DVD EXTRAS

There are quite a few trailers on this disc as well as a very well done photo gallery. Basic, but solid collection of extras.

REVIEW:

With a title like this, how can I not throw it in the DVD player and check it out? Sure the title is totally un PC, but come on it’s funny. Besides, I have a thing for Mia Smiles these days and Elle Devine is always worth a look. (And readers have been asking me to review DVD from studios other than Elegant, Private and Anabolic.) This is actually my first Outlaw DVD, so we’ll see how good their product is. (And we’ll see if we can get the folks from Pleasure/Plum to finally start sending screeners.) As you might expect from the title, there isn’t much in the way of plot for this movie, just a series of vignettes. All of them have a central theme. Care to guess what it is?

Mark Anthony and Byron Long sit on the couch, barking orders at Mark’s ‘bitch’ Elle Devine. After bringing him a drink, she is ordered to suck his dick. She happily agrees happily and takes Byron’s big cock into her mouth. With her man moving in from behind to finger her ass, Elle is quite occupied at both ends. This naturally busty babe is quite a cock hound and moves back and forth from cock to cock, sucking like she really wants it. Size is no problem for Elle, the bigger the cock in her, the harder and deeper she sucks. Byron fucks her deep from behind while she works over the swollen head of Mark’s shaft. From the looks of things, Mark isn’t enough to keep his woman happy because she is instantly in love with the big meat Byron brings. Just look at those big tits shaking invitingly as her soft body gets banged. Keeping some things for himself, Mark wants to be the first guy to fuck his chick in the ass. She spreads herself wide and takes deep strokes in the ass. This is pure raincoater filth and it’s captured perfectly. Flipping his little piece of fuck filth over, Mark holds her open for Byron to bang that pussy while he keeps pounding her ass. These two huge cocks slam both of her holes, keeping Elle a happy whore until it’s time to feed her some ball batter. Elle may not be a real whore, but she sure can play one on TV.

Randee Lee is a housewife who can’t seem to fix a decent meal for her man. That’s OK, what he really wants is some pussy and this skanky blonde has one of those. She gets right on her knees and starts sucking his dick. I have never found Randee to be remotely attractive, and nothing in this scene has changed my mind. She takes cock in all of her orifices, but I just can’t seem to find a single angle that makes Randee appealing. Big anal and facial for those of you who find her more strokeable.

Pat Myne arm wrestles Saku to see who fucks who in the ass. Thankfully, Pat wins so we don’t have to see a violated HMA (Hairy Man Ass.) Not that Saku’s ass is all that appealing either. She’s a very bottom heavy Asian chick with an average face and a hairy muff. I like the pointy nipples though. Saku is a pretty decent little cock sucker and keeps her fingers buried between her legs while slurping. Pat slips on a condom and starts banging her thick bush, but eventually moves to her ass. I would be hard pressed to tell you which scene was less interesting to me, this one or Randee’s. The action is fairly well shot and Saku is a vocal ass fuck, but I just don’t get anything from watching her take it in the tush.

After two scenes with unappealing women, we finally get to Mia. She is a tardy call who has pissed off her John. (Decker in this case.) He is very clear on who is the customer and who should keep her mouth shut when not sucking cock. Mia is quite the little rod gobbler, taking most of Decker’s dick into her pretty little mouth. By the time she works it all the way to the root, I’m ready to open my wallet for this pretty young thing. On her knees, Mia gives us the best footage of the movie, sucking and stroking his cock, even sucking his balls for a bit. Mia is a bit too thin, but any time you get a long legged chick who is eager to fuck, her stock goes way up in my book. She mounts John’s lap and works her hips until she’s thrusting that pussy out to the camera. Her tiny ass looks great grinding in his lap, but will John get to bang that butt? Not this time, but he does get to enjoy the sight of that backside during a long and hard doggy fuck. John even spanks her butt pink before shooting his spunk all over her pretty face. Spooging this pretty young thing is worth whatever price he paid.

Personally, this is a two scene movie. The two middle fucks are totally without strokeable moments. Randee Lee and Saku just do nothing for me. If they turn you on, then enjoy the relatively well shot anal sex. On the other hand, I really liked watching Mia get her pretty face frosted. This little Asian sweetie deserves all the cock she gets. Speaking of a lot of cock, Elle takes on a pair of super sized black cocks in a great opening three way. I recommend the movie based on these two scenes alone.