LORD OF ASSES #3
www.AssGonzo.com
LORD OF ASSES #3
OVERALL RATING: 8+
133 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Tom Byron
Extreme Associates
THEMES: Anal Sex, Facials.
CONDOMS: None
2000 (6/00)
STARS: Alexandra Nice, Shauna Sexton, Ryan Connor, Alexandra Quinn, Eve, Alana, Tom Byron,
REVIEW:
By now, Tom Byron has his routine down. There is no bullshit in his movies, just chicks getting fucked in the ass. It?s a very simple formula that has been perfected over the past few years. How good a particular volume is depends mostly on the quality of the chicks Tom gets to fuck, but when it comes to consistently good stroke vids, you can?t really go wrong with a Whack Attack or Lord of Asses movie. This volume of LoA has an interesting cast. Alexandra Nice is a hot Euro anal slut, Alexandra Quinn is a Canadian anal slut and Alana is just a super anal slut. With those three anchoring this movie, I figure things should be pretty good.
Eve starts us off. As usual, we get a little montage footage of this blonde babe in, then out of her lingerie. This chick has pretty hair and an asshole that looks way too tight to take a cock. Tom focuses right in on that butt when the scene begins, licking between her tight cheeks and enjoying the feel of her soft, round cheeks. Eve is pretty cute and has no problem putting a hard dick in her mouth. (Good quality for a porn chick to have eh?) Since it won?t all fit into her mouth, Eve has to rely on a lot of hand motion while sucking the head. Some more eye contact would have been nice, but maybe she?s just learning her trade. In fact, Eve seems a bit far off even as she rides cock. I don?t expect every girl to sing the freaking Star Spangled Banner while being fucked in the ass, but Eve needs a little more energy if she?s going to go beyond a fairly cute piece of gonzo gash. Even with a big facial, this one is sub-par for this series.
Alexandra Quinn is a woman with a checkered past. After being the second most famous under age porn chick in recent memory, she took some time off. Back no, Alex has been doing some amazing things to every cock that gets in her path. (Which is why I have been trying to track her down for an interview.) Even before her interview is finished, she is reaching into her pants, rubbing her pussy. So hot for cock, she can?t stand it, Alex lets Tom play parlor games with her ass. Watching her suck cock is almost frightening. Taking every inch in her throat, Alex still has enough room to run her tongue out around the shaft. Great eye contact and a wonderfully nasty blowjob from this cock hungry Canadian slut. She spreads her thighs and lowers her pussy down on his cock, working her strong thighs to beautifully squat fuck the Icon?s rod. While she?s busy backing up onto his dick, Tom is fingering her ass. That just gets Alex warmed up to ride hard with the bone in her butt. There is something so wonderfully slutty about this girl that I can?t help but like her. Great tight shots of the action as they roll her over onto her side. Holding her tongue out and taking every drop of cum Tom has, Alex finishes a scene that is hot, perfect filth. This babe may not be a cover girl, but she can suck, she fuck and she?s fucking on fire.
Alexandra number two is Ms. Alex Nice. She is nice looking with a tight body and an unquenchable thirst for nasty action. Tom licks her asshole for a while, but this Euro-babe isn?t happy until she has a cock in her mouth. It doesn?t take her long to get him all lubed up with spit and ready to ride. Nice shots of her ass as she rides his lap, giving us a preview of the next hole to be violated on this tall brunette. Cowgirl works, but when she spins around for the RCA we get a better view of all of her assets. Pulling her thighs back, Tom lets us look right into that pussy as she stays right up her back door. Most of the cum ends up on her collarbone, but Alex sucks the final few drops out onto her tongue and savors his load.
Back in front of the camera for Extreme is Alana Evans. While she was a contract girl, the sexy little blonde went by another name, but we all know her simply as Alana. She is personable as always in her interview, but once she shows off her ass, it?s hard to concentrate on anything she says. Tom just keeps her bent over to start the scene, slowly slipping off the tight shorts and then licking her spread cheeks. I think Tom asked Alana back just so he could feel her mouth around his cock. (It?s good to be the boss.) Her skills are not limited to sucking a mean dick. Alana is also more than happy to lick his asshole like it?s a bloody Tootsie Pop. The way she?s pumping that cock, it?s a wonder Tom doesn?t just lie back and let her drain every drop of cum with that skilled mouth. Instead, he holds out and lets her get on top. In seconds, she is dropping her full body weight down on his shaft, taking it deep and loving every stroke. Alana?s hair seems a little blonder these days, but I guess I should be paying more attention to how well she takes it in the butt. After a long, slow insertion shot, Tom starts pumping away and builds up quite a head of steam. I don?t know about the rest of you, but I love watching her ride a guy with a dick in her ass. Alana and Tom work well together in this steamy ass fuck, with the sexy blonde dismounting to taste her own ass on his prick. To reward her for a great scene, Tom blasts a huge load all over her face. Great post pop sucking by the cum covered cutie.
Shauna Sexton has a bit ass, big nose and a big set of tits to match. She?s also either stoned or has a serious case of squinty eyes and slurred speech. This big, naturally busty brunette sucks cock better than she speaks though and that?s really what?s all about. Like the other girls in this movie, Shauna isn?t at all shy about sucking ass as well as cock. Thanks to some nice hand motion, her blowjob isn?t bad. Like Eve though, she could use some more eye contact. She gets on top and does a passable job fucking before Tom pulls out and splits her full cheeks. Extreme close ups here as we get right up next to the action. RCA works better, though fans of big, round booties will love the more standard cowgirl anal pumping. While she is not as hot at first glance as some of the others, Shauna has tome good head and a perfect set of real hooters, just perfect for tit fucking. Tom pulls out of her cleavage and just soaks her face. Better scene then I would have thought at first.
Last up is Ryan Connor, a curvy thing an inviting smile and great tan lines. She does her interview on her stomach in a pair of jeans that show off a really great butt. Once Tom gets her out of those jeans, it?s time to taste that ass. Ryan shows her appreciation by sucking his balls while stroking that long shaft. This chick knows how to give head on screen, flashing the occasional smile at the camera as she goes. Moving on to the fucking, Ryan straddles Tom, and starts pumping her pussy up and down on his cock. Her tan lines are really sexy here, but it?s her technique that really stands out. It looks like she?s jerking his dick off with her pussy. Ride ?em cowgirl. Any woman this good in bed deserves a good assfucking from the Lord of Asses. Ryan gets her buns busted hard and the camera nearly bumps her butt catching the action. More sexy tan lines on display during the RCA as we also get a good shot of her shaved, pronounced pussy lips. No way to end this but with another big facial. Tom unloads a whole can of cock cream on Ryan?s open mouth. Very strong finish.
The action in LoA3 is as well shot and hot as we have come to expect from Tom Byron?s work. He is one of the very best wall to wall directors in the business and he delivers great anal action again. The cast in this one falls a little short of some of the others, making it not as volcanic as the others. Eve gets things off to a very slow start. It picks up after that, with Alexandra Quinn really showing what an anal slut she is. Alex Nice and Ryan Connor both turn in good performances as well. Shauna Sexton was a pleasant surprise as well. Even if Tom has released better movies, Lord of Asses 3 is still better than ninety five percent of the other fuck and suck vids on the market. Hell, just watching Alex Quinn do her cock hungry slut routine is worth a watch.
