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LINDA THOREN’S GANG BANG
OVERALL RATING: 8
82 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Alex Ladd
Sin City
THEMES: Gang Bangs
CONDOMS: None Noted
2000
STARS: Linda Thoren, Sheila, Caroline, Lexington Steele, Tyce Bune, Dave Hardman, Dick Nasty, Chuck Martino,
REVIEW:
I can’t tell you how excited I was to hear that Linda Thoren was going to shoot a gang bang movie. This gorgeous little blonde always gives great scenes and looks like she could fuck her way through about a dozen guys. I doubt we will see her with that many in this movie, but any time the action centers around this babe, it has to be good. Adding to my anticipation is the fact that Alex Ladd is shooting this group grope. Alex’s work on the Gang Bang Angel series has been quite impressive and I hope that he can handle the heat from little Linda. There is no time for any set up all, since the movie goes from credits right into the action.
Rather than starting out with Linda, we see Sheila and Caroline as they work on hard dicks shoved into their mouths. They aren’t bad looking, but Linda is nearby also being fed dick. I already don’t like that the action is split up like that. After all, we’re here to see Linda get banged, not her friends. There is no reason why we should cut away from Linda sucking Lexington Steele’s cock for ANYTHING! Linda lies on her back with Dave Hardman fucking her gorgeous pussy and three men waiting for head from this incredible creature. Just about the time this becomes great stroke material, we cut to the other blonde sucking dick. Nothing wrong with a little variety, but I’m here to see one hot woman and not three. It’s not like the action with Linda is lacking heat. Hell, she looks great and is tearing these guys up. What ends up happening is more of an orgy than a gang bang. This is fine if you like that sort of thing, but come one Alex, this is LINDA FREAKING THOREN you are cutting out.
Having said all of this, the other girls are not bad looking, in fact they are pretty hot. I just think that if you’re watching Linda, getting a good rhythm going on your throttle, you’re probably not thrilled to see the camera cut away. At least that’s the way I’m starting to feel. When the action is on Linda, now taking on four guys at once, it’s smoking. Her pussy looks good enough to eat and her pretty face stays full of cock as she desperately jerks off the others. With that tight, wet pussy just waiting the guys take their turns fucking the sexy Swedish slutlet. (Why wasn’t I invited to this set? I could have snuck in there and tried this out.)
The guys move over and start fucking the other two girls for a while. At least things aren’t going back and forth now. I would still rather watch Linda, but since we get to concentrate on these babes, there is some great action. Both women take cock, but the brunette babe is the really pretty one of this pair. The blonde does some nice work with Lex, taking all of his cock. The more I watch these two, the more I wish Ladd had shot them separately. Then they would be hot Euro-babes getting fucked instead of distractions. Great close up shots of both girls taking big cock in their asses. I really wish I were watching this part of the movie without having to wonder where Linda went.
She is back, looking great on her hands and knees, with a big cock fucking her from behind. Now we really get a great look at her stunning ass and thighs as Lex fills her with long strokes. Just about the time things get really hot, the other girls come back in. Come on Alex, they had their turn. We don’t come back to Linda until the cum starts flying and at least we can be thankful that her pretty face gets doused in several loads of hot man marmalade.
There are two ways to look at this movie. If you take it just as a gang bang or orgy movie, you’re going to love it. The women are good looking, the sex is well shot and all of the guys manage to get and keep wood. On the other hand, if you’re like me and you just wanted to see a Linda Thoren gang bang, you may be let down. Linda has to share the action with the other two women and actually disappears from the movie for the middle third. I was really upset to the action switch back and forth, but as the movie progressed, the other girls proved to be hot enough for me to still enjoy things. Still, what we really need is a full fledged, all-Linda gang bang. A face this stunning and a body this perfect deserves nothing less. It’s worth watching, but we need more Linda, dammit.

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