SEYMORE BUTTS MEETS THE PURE PLEASURE GIRLS

120 Mins.

Factory Home Video- 1997

DIR: Seymore Butts

STARS: Sierra, Meeka and a whole bunch of porn stars in tease action.

THEMES: Tease, Porn stars.

OVERALL RATING: 2

REVIEW:

I was all excited when I grabbed this tape off the shelf. A new Seymore movie I had heard nothing about. Only when I got it home did I realize something strange. The company who released it was Factory Home Video. Seymore hasn’t been with them in forever. Then I remembered that little message he does at the end of his tapes about another company pushing his stuff. Finally it all made sense. The cast list was all older stars, which I attributed to the “Pure Pleasure” footage. For those who don’t know the story, let me sum it up. In Las Vegas, at the Consumer Electronics Show way back in 1993, when Seymore Butts was a young pup, he was filming a FOXE show at the Pure Pleasure toy store. There was some hanky panky going on that went beyond legal guidelines and the show was busted. (I had been there with then new starlet Traci Prince, but bugged out really quickly when I saw what was going on.) The result was a group of actresses and Seymore himself spent a night in the Vegas can. All that footage was supposedly confiscated, but apparently someone got it back. So, that was why I grabbed the video, only to find that was put out by FHV.

Things start with a very old scene between Sierra and T.T. Boy. After watching scenes from Seymore’s first movie, sexy Sierra decides to write her own chapter, putting her all into a hook up with Boy. Her oral antics here are top notch, as the slutty brunette goes wild with dick in her mouth. This is a great scene, start to finish, but since it was in a best of, this is the third time I have had to describe it. Suffice it to say, that Sierra, in her brief but entertaining career, never looked better or fucked with more pure lust than she does right here. T.T. even manages a pair of pop shots for this sexy young thing.

We move on the infamous Vegas footage. Having been to these shows, I know what to expect, but for those of you who are not as aware of them, be ready for lots of tease action. Most of the action is pussy licking, but a few lucky fans get their dicks sucked on stage. This stuff is fun in small doses, but God this goes on forever. One interesting side note, when Seymore questions Madison on her political views. (In the middle of a whole deal on censorship.) This genius proceeds to tell Seymore that President Bush will “kill the industry.” Yeah, the four years under Bush were so much worse than the five so far under Clinton for personal freedom and the X biz. I wish the myopics out there would get off this tired horse. Bill Clinton is no friend of X, and his little, zero charisma chum Al Bore…errrr Gore is even worse. And don’t try to turn this into a political debate, BC voted for the CDA and the new ‘kiddie’ porn law that pushed Cherry Poppers off the shelf. If he is such a friend of the biz, why did even Newt Gingrich rail against the CDA, and why didn’t Bill stand up and say the new law was wrong? (This should tell you how fucking dead the middle section of this video is.) A few sexual highlights. Heidi Kat gives Seymore quite a bit of head before he pushes her away. Sharon Mitchell and Alex Jordan share a double BJ, and is that Holly Ryder shoving an obscenely oversized plastic cock up her pussy? This is just ridiculous. Over forty minutes of this semi hardcore action. Too much tease is a bad thing, and there is way too much political psycho-babble.

Vegas footage continues with Seymore wandering around the show floor at CES. He stops by a few booths, checking out leather good, lesbian porn mags, prostitute calendars, sports sheets, nipple jewelry and even the pleasure swing that would become such a trademark prop in Seymore’s early and middle work.

The swing sets the stage for a scene between Johnny and Meeka. After she does a sexy striptease, Meeka gets down to the serious business of giving head. It sure looks like she knows exactly what she is doing, slurping his dick to ready position in no time. She sits on that dick while sucking on Seymore’s. This is a scene that must have been on the cutting room floor because there just isn’t much to it. Johnny pops off too soon, leaving him with a sticky hand and leaves Seymore to deliver the final shot of the tape which lands mostly on her tits.

I realize now that this is not REALLY a Seymore video. The first scene with Sierra is great, but it is a retread. The Pleasure Chest stuff is interesting as tease, but there is WAY too much of it, and it becomes tiresome. Meeka is just there to fill up the tape, leaving me with the worst feeling I have ever had from a Seymore video. Thank goodness he is not the one to blame for this debacle. The people at FHV should be ashamed to use his name this way, and could have at least wrapped a good scene or two around the best of the Pleasure Chest footage. My advice. Skip this one and go buy a REAL Seymore Butts video.