PAMELA LEE HOME SEX VIDEO
39 Mins.
1997
STARS: Pamela Lee, Tommy Lee.
THEMES: Celebrity Sex, Outdoor Sex.
OVERALL RATING: 8+ Mild sexual heat, but a must see for collectible factor.

REVIEW:
I have no idea how I ended up reviewing this tape. After hearing all the rumors about how the tape leaked onto the market, I was pretty much dead set against buying, renting or supporting such a violation of privacy. Then I started hearing Howard Stern talking about every day on the radio, and who has more virtue than….oh wait, that one won’t work. OK, I started thinking that since I bought the Tonya Harding video against my beliefs, the least I could do was even things out by looking at this one? No, here is the story, I have been hearing so many people ask about this tape, does it even exist, is it any good, etc. that I HAD to pick it up. I have a duty to my readers to give them the story. Yeah, that’s it. So, there is was sitting on a store shelf and I just had to rent it. Since there has been so much talk about the tape, I figure, the least I can do is dispel some rumors and testify that yes, it does in fact exist. It’s short, with very little actual sexual content, so this is not going to be that long a review, but with one eye closed, I venture forward for you dear readers. (Cuz I care that much.)
From the start, there is an odd feeling about this tape. Even as Pam is just sitting in a tub, recovering from her tattoo, you get the feeling that you just aren’t supposed to be seeing this. It’s not so much that there is a high sexual content, but it’s the fulfillment of so many fantasies. A real peek inside the home and life of a celebrity. Pam is actually quite shy with the camera, but Tommy thrives on the whole thing, mugging for the camera and shooting stuff that he must know people are dying to see.
There is a VERY bizarre stretch of the tape where Pam and Tommy are the stars of a wedding where everyone is dressed in space costumes. Holly insanity Batman, these people are freaking weird. Nothing particularly sexy or interesting here, it’s like watching a bad ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ sketch. (Or your basic episode of Baywatch.)
Backstage on the set of ‘Barbwire’ Pam goofs with some friends on the size of different guy’s dicks. This is pretty funny stuff, sort of an uncensored blooper reel. Follow that with some hotel Hell footage where Tommy dresses up like Alice Copper, Pam goes into the spa with her clothes on, some dumbass runs through the halls like a moron and they both check out some on line porn. (It’s one of those absurd shots of Keanna and some 16 inch fake cock.)
For Pam’s birthday, Tommy rents out a boat that is fun to look at in a ‘Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous’ sort of way. On the beautiful boat, Pam unwraps her gifts in a very small bikini. Hell, Pam in a bikini is always worth a look. The first nudity of the video is not Pam, however, but Tommy flashing his dick all over the boat. While that is certainly scary, Pam gets buck naked on the deck just in time for some guy to bring a picnic lunch out. The look on his face is priceless as Pam sits, only partially covered while he serves lunch. Nice way to celebrate.
The first sex actually takes place in a car. Driving through the rain, Tommy waves his throbbing bone around and Pam just can’t resist. Don’t tell me that these two haven’t seen Seymore and Shane videos, because this in the car blowjob is right out of a Seymore video. There is not a lot of action, but just the idea that Pammy can’t wait to suck dick, is enough to make the whole thing plenty hot. Do they actually fuck when they pull off to the side of the road? We don’t get to see, but who knows?
Back on a boat, Pam swims naked which is always fun to watch. She suns herself on the deck while no one drives the boat. It nearly crashes which is pretty funny, but totally understandable. If you had Pam spreading her thighs on the deck, it would hard to concentrate on the boat. Love the way her pussy looks shaved and open for the camera. Take that Playboy. All of this has Tommy’s huge, yes huge, cock rising to the occasion. That big dick slips into her shaved box while he holds the camera. Don’t blink or you might miss it, but what we do see is quite nice. At long last, we get some clear oral footage, as Pam does what so many of us have dreamed about for years. It’s not that Pam is a great cocksucker, I mean she is no Jeanna Fine or Kaitlyn Ashley, but just the idea that it’s Pamela Anderson Lee with a fat dick in her mouth. There is something bizarre about that, and quite erotic. After sucking for a while, she takes the camera in her hands while she gets fucked. While this may not be the perfect angle, it is pretty good footage and certainly shows what a tight love nest has been hiding beneath all that air brushed finery. Tommy pulls out and drops his load on her flat belly. Pretty theatrical for a couple who is supposed to be trying to get preggers. (Paging Oliver Stone, could they possibly have shot this with a viewing audience in mind?)
The tape closes with Pam taking her time rolling and lighting a little bit of herbal entertainment. Aside from the strange idea of watching someone do this, I really don’t have a lot of interest in watching this sort of activity.
The big question is does Pam have a career in porn waiting for her? I would say probably, but Tommy definitely has what it takes. He has the sort of ‘talent’ that the industry loves and enough tattoos to fit in a Jef Hickey video. At forty minutes, this tape is still seventy five percent PG rated. If you were looking for wall to wall fucking and sucking, then you are going to be disappointed. However, just watching the tape is so oddly sexy, it is hard to explain. Just the idea that this is someone we have seen for years, doing the things many always wanted to see her do. In spite the low level of sexual content, this is certainly a must see just for the pure train wreck factor. (That is, if I were not so against anyone seeing this tape.)