WHACK ATTACK 2

OVERALL RATING: 9-

121 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Tom Byron

Extreme Associates – 1998 (6/98)

THEMES: Threesomes, Anal Sex.

STARS: Cherry, Maltia, Meka, Inari Vahcs, Alexandra Nice, Alex Dane, India, Eve, Elle Devyne, Kelli Dean, Temptress, Cassie, Regan Starr

REVIEW:

Since I found out last week that Tom actually reads what I write, I have to take a second to say hello. Hey Tom, bet you thought I was calling to rip Rob huh? Actually, I was calling to tell Ed and that other guy to get off Black’s ass. He does a lot of shit I don’t find sexy, and even some stuff I find offensive, but that won’t change my point of view on his right to make his movies. Now, that little editorial out of the way, I’ll get back to what I’m supposed to be doing, telling everyone about Tom’s new movie, Whack Attack 2- A Hole Lotta Fuckin’ Goin’ On. Well shit, with thirteen chicks there is probably a lot of pussy eatin’ going on as well. Just so long as Alex Dane, Meka and Temptress get royally reamed, I’ll be happy critic and Tommy can pin this one up over his desk. (I know I’m your hero.) Whack Attack is basically Tom doing what he did for two years with Cumback Pussy. Taking hot girls and putting them in wall to wall, hot, sex scenes. I know some call it gonzo, and that’s up to them, but really it’s wall to wall. Either way, the result is usually a fucking great tape filled with strokable babes, deep anal probing and sticky facials. If you’re wondering why my opening has lasted beyond the first paragraph, I am trying to find a nice way to say that I just don’t get all the Inari hype. She and Alexandra Nice hook up in the first time and in spite Ms. Vachs’ obvious charms, I don’t see why everyone has her pegged as the next, great thing. In fact, the opening g/g pairing was well shot, but had me dying to see the real action get started. Tom finally pops in and right away Alexandra outshines Inari in a big way. Damn, this Euro-bimbo can suck cock. Inari gives a rather average fuck, at least in my eyes. Tom seems to be quite happy with both pussies. Eventually, he works around and starts filling anal cavities with cock as well. No complaints here, these just aren’t the women I am waiting to see.

Mike Long gets to try out one blonde and brunette, proving that Extreme treats their contract boys quite well. Eve, the brunette is pretty fine looking, but Cassie is blonde, beach bunny type who looks like she just walked in from a wet dream. She won’t be taking it in the ass today, but who cares? The way she looks going down on his cock, anyone who is upset by her lack of anal this time out is really missing the boat. In fact, poor Eve is more of a distraction than an attraction when she makes it a two girl blowjob. I guess I might as well mention, that constant two on one scenes are not necessarily a good thing. Cassie is just fine all on her own, and I hope at some point we get to see her work that magic mouth without having to pass the baton. Eve sits by and watches in awe as the naturally busty blonde rides Mike’s Long dong. Great reverse cowgirl here, but only if you like watching real tits shake back and forth as a total hottie fucks like she’s dying for dick. (And if you’re not in that category, go do something Star Trek related and leave the rest of us alone will you?) Don’t think she is just there to lap up extra juices though. Eve has a job to do. It’s her duty to take Mike in her tight little booty. (Put that in your hat and sit on it Jessie.) The smile on Cassie’s face tells me she either likes the idea of anal sex or really hates Eve and loves the fact that she ends up with her sphincter stretched. (Not that Eve minds, she sports a big ass smile on her face as his balls rest on her butt.) The two women share the facial, proving that two women in one scene is not so bad after all. Now Tommy, for me, Cassie, one on one, maybe in a cheerleader skirt……(Dude, you’re digressing.)

If two women per scene wasn’t enough for you, how about three? It takes three for super stud Sean Michaels. Malitia and super cute Temptress join Rog-fave, Alex Dane as the trio of tasty treats Sean gets to sample. (Sean, if I were you, I would be sure and send Tommy a big ass Christmas gift for this fucking day of total Heaven.) While he starts out with Malitia (What a name.), Alex enjoys Temptress’ tongue. Sean knows where to go when he needs some good head. He moves quickly to take full advantage of Alex’s awesome mouth. Trouble is, he doesn’t keep it there long before sticking it into Malitia while she plays the upper half of a torrid 69 with Temptress. Keeping three women happy is one difficult job, but Sean moves around nicely, going from Militia to Alex who is so buried between Temptress’ thighs that I doubt she even knew Sean was coming until he was half way into her love tunnel. Last, but certainly not least, Sean turns to Temptress, who really is too fucking beautiful for words. (She is everything that Inari is hyped to be and then some.) In a blatant abuse of porn stud powers, he has all three women line up on their hands and knees so he can fuck his way down the row of very snug slits. I just want to know how he is able to resist Alex’s exposed asshole. Ram that thing Sean, make us all proud. Never fear, Sean rolls her over and crams her colon a bit. I swear his cock is as long as Alex is tall. Hey Tom, that thing I said above about Cassie, it goes double for Alex Dane OK? Most of his load goes right into Malitia’s mouth while Alex and Temptress make out. Fucking brilliant scene man. Rewind it now and watch it again.

Proving that he is an equal opportunity interracial supporter, Tom teams up two totally hot black women, Meka and India to a lucky white dude. India looks a lot like a darker skinned Stacy Dash and if you’ve ever seen her, you know what a total piece of ass she is. Meka is cute, with a pint sized body and a fully grown appetite for cock. It’s India who gets the firs taste of white meat though, and when her lips wrap around his shaft, it looks like it might take a blowtorch to separate this happy couple. Meka meanwhile, has happily found a perch on his face and is grinding her hips in sexy little circles. She moves down and rides him for a while, but India soon takes her place. This woman is as hot as she is gorgeous. Talk about tits to die for. Meka keeps busy while he fucks India by licking his ass, her clit and anything else she can her tongue on. India takes his cock deep in her ass and we get some very attractive reverse crab shots of her during this fantastic anal. Of course, the girls share a sloppy cumshot to close out yet another awesome scene.

Oh my GOD. This chick Cherry is too good to be true. Of course, I have to bring it up again, but now there are four girls in one scene. Elle Devyne (Formally known as Rianna Starr) Kelli Dean, and Regan Starr all join this super sweet new Cherry for a four on two with Van Damage and some other lucky stiff who is already so covered with chicks I can’t even see his face. (Not that I give a shit what he looks like.) Two girls for each guy is a great ratio and a couple of these ladies are total hotties, however I’ll say it again quickly. There is nothing wrong with some one on one once in a while. Because there are a quartet of women, it would be easy to overlook just how perfect a specimen Cherry really is. Resist the urge my friends, focus on this one, super cute little hosebeast. Kelli is something sweet as well, and since Cherry won’t take it in the ass, she becomes the best thing to watch once the butt busting debauchery begins. The double cum shot into the pile of female flesh is pretty fresh. Still, I go back to what I said about Alex and Cassie, add Cherry to that last. Just these women, one, maybe two cocks a piece and a little cheer uniform. Awards galore!

Where do I start? This fucking movie is packed with lots of wank-worthy stuff. Cherry and Alex Dane top my list of reasons to love this video. Cassie
and Temptress make a good second string and Meka and India’s scene should give every white guy in the audience a serious case of jungle fever. If I could change one thing in this tape, it might be to cut down the number of women in some of the scenes. I’d like to see some of these women one on one. That said, I love this tape, and I love Cherry. Quit reading this and go buy the fucking thing.