MAX WORLD 13

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OVERALL RATING: 1 (Good thing the girls were cute.)
85 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Max Hardcore
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Filmwest/Legend – 1998 (4/98)
THEMES: Anal, Speculum, Young Girls
STARS: Lea Stephenson, Mandy Mystery, Bridget,
REVIEW:
I have been steering clear of most of Max’s work ever since he managed to ruin something I thought beyond destruction, an Alex Dane sex scene. However, in spite the fact that I don’t like most of what he does now, I know a lot of you really dig the Maxster, so I want to keep you up on his latest exploits. Besides, I have a small stack of videos to do next week by some of my favorite directors, so I figure even if I really hate this tape (Which I might not) I will have a whole week to recover. Oh yeah, and I just saw Lea Stephenson in the Seymore compilation and I am looking to see her in anything I can get my hands on.
In San Francisco, Max finds Lea on a hill overlooking the bay. He quickly puts her the oral paces, yanking her head back and forth and trying his best to gag her with his prick. In spite how cute she is, watching this choke fuck display is just about the most un-fucking-sexy thing I can imagine. Between this and her drooling all over herself while trying to blow spit bubbles, my desire to watch Lea left rather quickly. Things do get better when he starts fucking her shaved pussy. Lea won’t let him out talk her and the sound of her voice begging to be fucked is quite hot indeed. Of course, it’s her ass he really wants and Lea takes it up her butt while in the crab position. Lots of close up shots of her butt while fingers invade her wet pussy. When he flips her over, we get a nice shot of her legs and sexy butt while Max comes in high and pokes her pretty pooper. Now things get really fucking sick. He cums in her ass and makes her shoot it into a glass (ala Mila) only to drink it down. Who gets off on this shit?
At a trade show in Germany, Max meets Mandy, a blonde Euro-babe. She agrees to come back to his room, not knowing what he has in store for her. The photo session quickly escalates when Max moves in from behind and starts fucking Mandy. He flips her little skirt up and slams against her butt. This isn’t too bad, but the choke fucking follows and again I have to sit through Max growling at a girl while he tries to gag her. What’s wrong, her sucking dick isn’t good enough? Come on Max, your stuff wasn’t always like this. It used to be hot. When she spreads her legs, Mandy looks very inviting indeed, but of course I should have known better than to think this was going to be good. Max breaks out the lighted fucking speculum and shows us what her kidneys look like. Seriously, do guys who like this stuff get turned on looking at ground beef as well? Even though it only lasts for a little while, this crap really ruins the rest of the scene for me. Even when he moves to anal, that fucking instrument of torture (Hers and ours) gets in the way. Then, to totally make me want to turn the tape off, he does another fucking expelling cumshot. Why do women agree to do this (Even is this one was faked.) Memo to all directors, this shit sucks. It’s not sexy, it’s not healthy and it doesn’t belong in porn videos.
Bridget is probably the best looking woman on the tape and as we begin, she is already riding Max’s meat. She is cute, tan, beautiful shaved and works her hips on him like she’s having fun. (Why do I KNOW that will change soon?) I would dearly love to watch this young woman sucking cock, but watching her head jerked back and forth by some sadistic fucker, bent on forcing the issue just makes me sick. Add the speculum and I have had enough, fast forward time for sure. That fucking thing is in way so you can’t even see the anal. Even when he puts her back into the crab and fucks her ass, I am so pissed off that barley find it in my heart to notice. This, by the way, is THE saving grace for this tape. What little hot stuff there is comes with Bridget riding Max. In the end, he goes for the gross out again, this time cumming onto her double speculumed body.
Jeez, all the money and skill behind the camera are wasted by just shitty on screen antics that are non-erotic at best, stomach churning at worst. The women are all good looking, all very good fucks, and to be honest, their looks are the only thing that kept this video from being my first ever zero. However Max just ruins virtually every moment. In the past, I have been able to praise the shit out of the stuff I like in his videos while blasting the stuff that bugs me. In this one, there is almost nothing that I don’t find just horrible. For the first time in a long time, I am actually pissed off that I wasted an hour and a half of my life watching this absolute turd. Speculumns, choke fucking, anal semen expulsion (Gulped down no less) and a growling misogynist makes for terrible porn, and that is exactly what this is; terrible.

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