THE FIST, THE WHOLE FIST & NOTHING BUT THE FIST

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OVERALL RATING: 0
78 Mins.
Elegant Angel
THEMES: Fisting, Lesbian Sex
CONDOMS:
2000
STARS: Chloe, Keisha, Felecia, Ruby, Charlene Aspen, others.
REVIEW:
Well, this is quite an event. After years as a taboo act, ‘fisting’ seems to be making a rather grand entrance in American porn. While much of the porn viewing world is turning cartwheels I am bored at best. First of all, this is an all-girl movie, so take away the freak show aspect and I probably wouldn’t even have it in the VCR. (Already did one veggie flick this month.) To be honest, I don’t get the appeal of fisting and could totally care less about it. Someone once said that I would ‘love’ to watch my favorite porn chick get fisted, and I was quick to remind them that I’d seen Kaitlyn Ashley fisted and it held no sexual interest for me. Now, this movie does have Keisha, Chloe and Ruby in it, but it also has Felecia in it, and damn it, I am going to find something better to do than watch her freaking scenes. (I think the garden needs weeding.)
Chloe starts out, explaining how she really loves fisting, then is followed by Keisha who was fisted at fifteen. Felecia talks about it and I’m tuning out already. The room fills up with women and Chloe takes over. We are going to get a step by step, how to for fisting. Great, if you’re a lesbian and your hand is small. Can’t you just see the hoards of male porn viewers thinking that because Keisha can take Chloe’s fist, that he can shove his ham hock up her hole. After the long lecture, Chloe and Keisha lay back and let a couple of girls get them warmed up. It doesn’t take long for Felecia to work her fist into Chloe. There we go, the big event. Big fucking deal, is the movie over yet? Seriously, it has nothing to do with whether or not this act bothers me (It doesn’t) but what’s the appeal? If a woman likes it fine, but everyone knows that’s not what porn is about, so give it up, what’s the appeal? Guys like the idea that a woman is so loose that you can shove your arm up there? Or it the submission thing? (Though these women aren’t in pain so that part of the audience is out of luck.)
What follows is a long, group lesbian fest that has some appeal because of Keisha, Chloe, Ruby and Charlene Aspen, but also has WAY too much Felecia in it for me. Some of the new girls get fisted and the women who already love it, get plenty. Chloe even gets a foot shoved half way up her pussy, but the whole thing just puts me right to sleep. Huge lesbian group gropes are bad enough, but this one is just dreary.
Well, I did it. I saw fisting on screen and if this is what you have been waiting for, great. There is more fisting in this movie than any other US title I have ever seen. Legitimate sexual practice or not, I don’t care. Sexually, I might as well have been watching chicks give each other foot massages. Keisha is great, Chloe is great, Charlene Aspen is still a total piece of ass, but this one left me so beyond limp, I can’t even explain it. Hats off to Elegant Angel for giving fisting fans what they want, but if you aren’t a fan of the practice, or a huge fan of lesbian orgies, you’re bound to be disappointed. Freak show aspect aside, ‘The Fist’ is a great big zero.

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