UP YOUR ASS 14
UP YOUR ASS 14OVERALL RATING: 8-
140 Mins
DIRECTOR: Mike John
Anabolic
www.Anabolic.com
THEMES: Euro-Babe, Big Cocks, Interracial Sex.
CONDOMS: None
2000 (3/00)
STARS: Deborah, Rita, Olivia, Karli, Jenny, Mercedes.
REVIEW:
When Mike John took over the Up Your Ass series for Anabolic he started reshaping it into a line that features black men and white women. As he said in an interview, he wanted it to be the biggest black dicks in the business fucking tight white asses. From the cast list and opening credits, it looks like he’s got some huge black dicks fucking tight, white, Euro-slut asses. I don’t recognize any of the chicks right off the bat, but what’s wrong with a little new flesh now and then? Besides, this looks like a batch of fresh faced overseas cuties with no tats and real breasts. Count that as a bonus and add it to the fact that they are all about to get popped in the pooper and I think we now know all we need to know about this movie.
Deborah Valentine is the first girl to take center stage. Actually, since she’s thirty, I guess I should call her a woman. It’s pretty funny to listen to her answer questions that Mike isn’t even acting. There is where the language barrier comes into play. Deborah is in great shape which comes in handy because Mike has her working with Lexington Steele, Omar and Mr. Marcus. Between these three guys, there is enough cock to choke a horse, so the blonde Euro-babe has more than just her hands full. They surround her and start taking turns on her pussy. She’s quite flexible and that makes it easier for one guy to pump her while the other two fill her mouth with hard cock. At one point, Marcus makes a comment about Deborah being a ballerina. That would certainly explain her flexibility. While she’s bent over sucking cock, they start in on the anal. She manages to take some full, hard strokes right from the start and spins around for a serious A2M. Anyone who thinks that women over twenty five can’t make fucking hot porn scenes needs to watch this women take it in the ass. She’s on fucking fire. The guys just keep fucking her ass while keeping her mouth constantly full of meat. If she really is a ballerina, I doubt that they taught her these moves when she was studying. I also doubt if monster cock DP is the way most classically trained dancers warm up. On the other hand, this is porn, and Deborah’s body gets the perfect porn work out. The facials come one at a time and this nasty Euro-blonde takes them all with an open mouth and a cum starved attitude. Great opening boff.
Rita is a girl with nearly no ass, but a set of big, real tits. She’s also got some serious moles on those boobs and a somewhat shy attitude. Marcus gets her to open up a bit when he feeds her his prick. Nice eye contact, but Rita still seems a lot less sure about this than Deborah did. Not much of his cock fits in her mouth, but she gives a very wet, heavy on the hands, blowjob. Her long legs, flat belly and big tits are nicely displayed as she hops up in his lap for the reverse cowgirl fucking. When he takes her from behind, the lack of energy on her face is less evident and all we see is a very pretty pussy stuffed full of hard dick. Marcus manages to get a smile from her during the anal when he lets her bounce up and down in his lap. Maybe all she needed was a bit of a warm up because this scene ends with a lot more energy and sexual joy than it had at the start. In the end, she takes a shot on the face, though the big blast shoots right past her open mouth and makes a mess on the floor. Not to worry, Rita strokes the final drops out into her mouth. For a shy girl, she turned out to be quite a little anal slut.
Olivia has long, jet black hair and we get no introduction at all to this chick. She is already naked and starts right out by sitting on Lex’s shaft. Omar is on hand as well and stuff her face. The hose beast doesn’t back away from either cock in the slightest. When Omar spins her around and fucks her doggy, we get to see Olivia’s best asset, her fine posterior. Her face isn’t all the pretty, but what a great ass this babe has. Come to think of it, her pussy isn’t half bad either and it is plenty wet to take hard, deep strokes from either prick. As soon as once cock goes up her ass, Olivia is ready to try DP. It doesn’t last long, but we are treated to a very aggressive blowjob instead. Back to the anal, which is no problem for Olivia. Both guys just slam way on her ass from behind and she loves every inch. Lex fires a huge load all over her face. This is a compilation quality popshot or sure. With the jizz still on her face, Olivia keeps getting fucked until Omar is ready to add his seed to the rapidly drying sperm mask.
Karli is a better looking brunette who starts out showing Lex how she likes her nipples to be played with. This is somewhat pointless since he spends a few seconds on the nipples before whipping out his prick and letting her get a good taste. She seems rather impressed and gives the camera a sideways glance while licking the tip of his dick. Since she can’t much more than the tip in her mouth, Karli does a great job using her hands and rubbing her face up and down his shaft. Very sexy blowjob in spite the unorthodox style. Straddling his lap, she lowers her pussy down on that cock, moving very slowly to accommodate the awesome size of that monster slap of man meat. Surprisingly quickly, Karli gets used to it and is bouncing pretty good. She’s got a tattoo right next to her pussy, but her tits more than make up for it. Once Lex gets going, her tits move quite freely on her chest with every stroke. (And people wonder why real tits are so appealing.) He is able to pick her up and hold her in his arms while she waxes his staff with her pussy juices. The anal starts out slow, with Lex putting the first few inches into her very well lubed ass. It looks big enough to split her in two, but the shots of her face show looks of pure lust. When she is on top, the strokes are not as deep, but she bobs up and down faster on his dick, setting the stage for the deeper action to come. With Karli facing the camera, Lex picks her up, spreads her thighs and lets her body weight drive her ass down on his dick. Her mouth takes a nice shot and Karli barely misses a drop a she swabs him clean.
Jenny is a blonde with a cool medium short haircut and a rather insatiable desire for cock in her mouth. As she works the first one hard in her mouth, a second is waiting just behind her head. This works out well when she leans back to get fucked. It’s very easy to just let Marcus slip his dick right between her waiting lips. Her attention is very focused on the cock fucking her shaved pussy, so they back off and let her finger her clit while being slammed. This chick has a really pretty pussy that looks sweet and tight. Standing her up, Marcus bends Jenny over and slips his pole right up her pooper. No slow action here as she takes a standing anal as deep and hard as Marcus can dish it out. The action gets even better looking as she goes to her hands and knees. This is perfectly shot doggy anal with a close up of her filled ass and gorgeous slit. Both guys shoot loads on her face and Jenny gobbles up all the cum happily. There is something special about this chick that turns me on big time.
Finally we get Mercedes, a brunette with short hair, smooth skin and a nice round little behind. Lex and Marcus put her on her knees between them and watch as she moves back and forth, using that mouth to get them hard. Marcus decides to go right after her pussy. Mercedes is one of those girls who looks better than she fucks, but the guys make sure she stays active between their two pricks. Like so many of these girls, she comes alive somewhat when she’s on top of him, grinding her hips pretty good during the reverse cowgirl. Lex actually gets her on her back and deep strokes her, but you can see her hands flinching when he goes too deep. Somehow she manages to take both of them in her at once, showing us a brief DP before moving to the one on one anal action. This spunky little Euro-chick takes big black dick in her ass and her mouth like she’s been doing it for years, even giving DP a second try. To close out the scene, she holds her mouth open for a pair of facial pops that leave her a grinning mess.
The focus on this movie is big black dicks and the little white assholes they fuck. Each one of these Euro-babes takes it up the ass like champs. Some of them are better looking that others, but each and every one of them is natural head to toe and ready to take a big load in the face. I do kind of miss the little interviews before the scenes. Yeah, I know most of these chicks don’t speak a lot of English, but it would just give us a glimpse as to who they are. Scenes just feel a little cold after a while when there is nothing to grab onto other than a nice set of tits and a well plugged bunghole. Deborah is really an amazing fuck. She makes me want to find a ballerina to play with. Jenny does it for me as well, there is just something about her. The sex is well shot, especially the anal and the cast is good looking and sexually energetic. It’s everything a good stroker needs from a fuck flick.
