PUSSYMAN 15
82 Mins.
Snatch- 1997
DIR: David Christopher.
STARS: Nina Hartley, Mila, Alexandra Silk, Montana Gunn, Johnni Black, Vince Voyeur, Nick East, Mr. Marcus, K.T. and Pussyman.
THEMES: Outdoor Sex, Water, Bikini Clad Porn Stars.
OVERALL RATING: 4

REVIEW:
In the history of porn, there have been some pretty wild pre release publicity stunts, but having your whole cast and crew pulled out of the ocean by the Coast Guard, pretty much takes the cake in my book. Yes, this is the production that was underway when the boat carrying the gang went down off the shore of Southern California. News footage of the event starts this production, and the more you watch it, the more you have to laugh. Not at the near death experience, of course, but at the overwrought newscasters who just can’t get enough of the dirty little secret they have uncovered.
Basically, Pussyman takes his traveling auditions to the high seas where he employs some hot women and horny men to get down and dirty. Things start off hot right away, with a hodge pogde of action throughout the boat. Alexandra Silk gives Mr. Marcus a rousing warm up fuck, while Mila, actually not churning my stomach for a change, gives Nick East a deep, wet deskside blowjob. Johnni Black and Montana Gunn are also there, providing their services for lucky passengers. Mila sets up shop at the back of the boat and plugs herself with a huge dildo. The action in these opening sequences is just too frantic for me, there is nothing to follow, just some short clips of hot sex. I think it would have been infinitely better had there be some structure to the scenes, instead of just writhing flesh everywhere.
Once you get used to the idea that things are just a flowing free for all, it is a little easier to sit back and enjoy them. Johnni Black, who am totally turned on by, shows off her wares in a nice outdoor masturbation scene that attracts the attention of Mr. Marcus. His big, black cock attracts her attention and soon she is focused on stuffing as much of his meat into her mouth as she can. It doesn’t quite all fit in her throat, but she can take it all in her pussy.
When the boat arrives on the island, the girls all do some rather explicit posing on deck, which somehow leads to Montana Gunn sucking off Nick East. Sorry Montana, but this scene just really bored me, had me fast forwarding to Johnni and Nina getting to know one another on the bow of the boat. These two women have the best lower bodies you are going to see, in or out of porn. What asses, what thighs, oh YEAH! Vince cruises by to stick his dick in Nina’s tight, inviting pussy. Both ladies are orally appreciative to his throbbing member, and Johnni still has one of the deepest throats in porn. Meanwhile, Mila is busy fucking herself with a big dildo. She actually looks OK here, but I can’t help but cringe when a guy comes into the picture. (Please, don’t let there be sideshow freakish shit, I just ate.) To me, Nina and Johnni are both ten times hotter that Mila and are just as nasty without having to be freaks about it. Vince bends Johnni over and pounds her from behind while Nina is there to lend a helping hand and a sexy smile. Outside, Mila takes a facial straight from a dick, a welcome change. Back inside, Nina has found Mr. Marcus big cock and is working on it while Johnni sucks off Vince. He calls Nina back so that they can share a load of jizz.
The pacing of this video just never did quite sit well with me. Everything just sort of happens at once, with no real structure and I just didn’t like it. Johnni Black is always fun to watch, and even Mila manages to do all right. Montana Gunn, Alexandra Silk and Nina really get wasted by the lack of continuity. It’s interesting to watch the shoot that nearly ended up at the bottom of the ocean. Outdoor sex galore, so fans of sunshine sex will like this quite a bit.
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