Sodomania 16 – SeXXXy Pistols
Sodomania 16 – SeXXXy PistolsEvil Angel, 1996
DIRECTOR: Patrick Collins
STARS: Lana Sands, Kiss, Ciera Brooks, Scarlett, Illana Moor, Sofia Ferrari, Lovette, Celine Deavoux
THEMES: Femdom, DPs
OVERALL RATING: 7+
I hate to admit it, but right off the bat I was put off of this volume of Sodomania due to the absence of Brockton O’Toole. I realize that he had nothing at all to do with the sexual content of the Sodomania series, but I always found his segues interesting. He is replaced in this volume by Al Terego, (Who is the next in line at Evil Angel if rumors are true.) Well instead of Brockton’s half senile, have plastered out his goard mumblings, we are assaulted by this bald freak. He’s part Hulk Hogan, part Ed Powers, all obnoxious. He comes off here like a gun toting reject from the Freeman compound. Gave me a bad feeling from the start. As for the sex, well that is another story
Illana Moor is the first vixen out of the box as she pairs up with Frank Thing. Keeping with the Sodomania tradition of oddball scenarios, it seems that Frank has an odd relationship with his stuffed animal. He is visited by his friend Fazano, (Patrick Collins) who has an odd request. It seems his plumbing is broken and Illana, the exchange student staying with him, need to take a shower. Well, being a good neighbor, Frank is quick to agree, even going to far as to run the young girl a bath, (Carefully rigging to door so it won’t lock in the process.) As he watches the lovely brunette disrobe, Frank has to run down and confirm with his stuffed bunny whether or not he would like to play with Illana. (What, are you NUTS?) Lots of long admiring shots of Illana soaping up her thin body, especially once she notices her peeping Tom. I have to make a quick comment here on the cinematography of Michael Cates here. As I have said before, he is the very best at what he does, and some of the shots here are truly beautiful.
Like all women would, Illana has brought along her sex toys to play with. Once she had gotten herself off, Illana takes her time drying her lovely body. Again, the adoring camera shots are very erotic. It is when Illana opens the door and finds Frank outside the door with his cock in his hand that things take a turn for the weird. In a plot twist that would make the writers of Mission Impossible scratch their heads, Illana uses the stuffed bunny for leverage in forcing Frank to do her bidding. When she returns in thigh high yellow boots, this tender young thing is ready to rock the old man’s world. The age thing is played up in the humiliation dialog here as Illana berates Frank continuously as she rubs her young body all over his rising cock. At first, I just laughed at this, but then I realized that this sort of dialog is the opposite side of the coin from the constant Max abuse that he doles out to his women.
Well, then things take an ugly turn. It seems before Frank can fuck the lovely young girl, she wants her turn at his backside. Thankfully, this doesn’t last long, and soon Frank has his tongue so far up her ass he has to be tasting what she had for lunch. Proving that she is in fact, a generous mistress, Illana does get around to sucking the poor old guy to full erection before letting him penetrate her sweet young hole. After quite a bit of standard fucking, Illana even graciously opens her backdoor to Frank. Apparently, this honor is too much for the old guy as it takes him about twenty second of this before he is shooting his load Got to give crazy grandpa props here, it is quite a load, and a lovely facial shot.
Up next are Mark Davis, Tom Byron and Lovette in a vignette that is a bit more bone inducing. It seems that a drunken Davis passed out next to Byron. His wife, Lovette, comes in the next morning and catches the duo. Assuming the worst, she pulls a gun. (A Pirates of the Caribbean looking thing.) So enraged is Byron by the accusation that he throws Lovette to the bed and starts spanking her lovely round ass. She must be really glad to know that Mark wasn’t switch hitting, because the cute blonde wastes no time sucking her hubbies hose while Byron abuses her bum. I have to say that Lovette has never looked better than she does in this scene. She seems to love the way Mark rims her ass while she samples Byron’s sausage, and her display of flexibility while being skewered is very sexy.
Since Lovette has been a Max favorite, it will come as not surprise when they boys decide to test out her anal capabilities in a big time DP. Got to love any woman with the star power to take on these two oversized cocks at the same time. Tom finishes first, spraying cum all over Lovette’s lovely backside before letting Mark flip her over and fuck her good and hard. He rewards her efforts with a mouthful of cum deposited straight into her oral opening. What better way to prove to your wife that you aren’t gay than sharing her body with your buddy and cumming on her face?
One of my favorite long lost porn starlets returns for the next scene, as Kiss is paired with Jeremy. Kiss, a pint sized British blonde with a tremendous rack, plays a sexy bartender dressed to kill in Daisy Dukes and a tight top that just brings her monster mams to the forefront. Jeremy is lurking in the shadows to grab our heroine and have his way with her. However, she stands up to the creep and he backs down. The feisty Brit taunts her would be attacker, teasing him for his lack of guts to follow through.
In no time, Kiss has turned the tables on Jeremy and has him following her commands. Now, I don’t know what Kiss has been doing during her time off, but she looks stunning here. She also has been practicing her world class cock sucking technique to the point where it looks to be close to perfect. What is it about British babes and how they look with a cock in their mouth? (Niki Sterling, Sarah-Jane Hamilton, Nicki Lewis, Kiss) Showing the form and enthusiasm that caught the eye of none other than Buttman a few years back, Kiss shows her best assets as she squat fucks the lucky Jeremy into oblivion. The lovely lass even goes so far as to let Jeremy in her backdoor. (Anal in a Sodomania flick? The Hell you say.) Even more than that, a good portion of the time she is being anally penetrated, Kiss has three of her own fingers deep in her pussy. (Just to keep that hole from getting jealous I imagine.) Given the high nastiness level of the scene to this point, it will come as no surprise when Jeremy paints her lovely face with a rather impressive load of jizz. Welcome back Kiss.
Scarlett and Celine Deavoux are up next, as a pair of aspiring models being interviewed by Patrick Collins. These two very lovely coed looking girls recount a couple of sexy tails to the enthralled Collins, including how they shared their first lesbian experience together. (Yeah, I KNOW this is dialog and all BS, but who the fuck cares, it was hot.) Not content with just hearing the lusty lesbian story, Collins does what Howard Stern only wishes he could get away with. He has the ladies reenact their session for him in his office.
Both of these lovely lapping lesbians are gorgeous, but Celine is particularly noteworthy as one of the best looking newcomers in quite some time. As a special bonus, she seems to truly enjoy the time spent with her brunette lover. Unfortunately, Patrick breaks from tradition and does not get directly involved in the scene. Unless you count squirting fake cum from a dildo onto Scarlett’s lovely breasts. In all, as girl/girl scenes go, this one is pretty watchable. I can’t wait to see if Celine goes onto bigger and better things. She is a real cutie.
The final chapter in the Sodomania 16 story has a number of primary characters. It takes place in a beauty salon and first to get into the action are Ciera Brooks and Lana Sands, two bored stylists who take their break in the backroom. Once behind the closed doors, these two fiery brunettes pamper each other with gentle massage, some generous tit and toe sucking, and plenty of pussy grinding action.
Meanwhile back
in the salon’s main room, hairdresser Ron Jeremy is kicking back in his chair with his cock buried between Sofia Ferrari’s lips. From behind, co worker, Paul Cox , is rimming this Italian bimbo. Don’t blink or you are likely to miss the action as things change here very quickly. Then, we cut back to the girls, still having fun. Now Lana, is being stuffed to the gills with a huge dildo. Very hot stuff indeed. Too bad we don’t stay on it the whole time.
Also throw in for some unknown reason, is footage of Al making his way slowly to the shop. To be honest, the silly antics of this lunatic do nothing but take away from one great scene and one mediocre one. The action here should clearly focus on the nasty Sands taking more than you would imagine from the incredibly cute Brooks. Instead, the Al shit and the three way with the never impressive Sofia keeps getting in the way. Thankfully, the backroom beauties finish up in time for Ciera to join in the fun and rescue a drowning scene. Her mere presence steals the attention away from a DP with Ms. Ferrari. Too bad it is Sofia who gets the double creaming here. Could have been a lot more fun had Ciera been more involved.
To his credit, Al Trego breaks character at the end of this vid to give a nice gun safety tip. Perhaps my initial bad feeling about Al will turn out to be an over-reaction, but at this point, I still miss Brockton. In all, the sex in Sodomania 16 is more good than not. Kiss and Lovette provide the hottest performances, with the beauty of Scarlett and Celine Deavoux giving me hope for beautiful girls in porn’s near future. Definately worth a watch and a worthy addition to a collection if you a fan of Collins’ work.
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