Fallon’s Anal Gangbang

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Sin City, 1996
Director: Uncredited
Stars: Fallon, Kelli, Rick Masters, Dave Hardman, Zack Youngblood, Dick Nasty, Don Ferando.
Themes: Gang Bangs
Overall Rating: 1-
As some of you may already know, I usually review only the videos that I have in my own collection, so my ratings tend to be high. After all, if what I review comes from what I chose to collect, then it makes sense that most of them are rated at 7+ and up. However, this week, among the videos I rented was “Fallon’s Anal Gang Bang” Since there has been quite a bit of discussion on this video on alt.sex.movies this week, I decided to go ahead and write out a full review for this one.
What can I say about this Sin City production? For starters, it is possibly the worst adult video I have ever seen. The sex is looped and boring. The sound is so bad it is indecipherable. The direction of excremental. There is not one thing in the entire 68 minutes that is remotely erotic or worth recommending. In short, DO NOT RENT THIS VIDEO!
OK, subtle critique aside, what is wrong with this video? Well, let me see if I can’t break it down for those of you who need more than just the heart filled IT SUCKS that I wanted to write.
We start with Fallon, Kelli and some uncredited blonde with a punk hair cut sitting around a table. I wish I could tell you what they are talking about, but the sound is so low that it took me five times with the volume up full blast to even figure out that they were really saying nothing. The girls bolt off screen in record time anyway, so what does it really matter.
Suddenly, we are in the bedroom where Kelli opens the door to let the five studs in with Fallon. (Don’t even ask me what happened to their friend, she seems to have gone out for pizza) Now, here I must confess is what I was looking for. One of my all time favorite porn stars, Fallon, and five guys. How could anyone mess up this erotic sure thing? Well, who ever directed this piece of crap should be ashamed, because he managed to do just that. Fallon dives right in, sucking on three of them while the other two men are doing something off screen.
Well, right off the bat, we get some close up anal action going. Now, most of the a.s.m. post have been discussing whether or not the invaded asshole is actually Fallon’s. Having seen her do anal on other occasions, I was willing to give it the benefit of the doubt for a while. Overlooking the fact that the owner of this stretched sphincter has very protruding pussy lips, something that I do not recall Fallon having, it soon becomes pretty obvious that the anal insertion shots are not what they seem to be. Evidence? You say Roger, come on, how can you tell? Well, for starters, on the insertion shots, over the head of the fuckee is the headboard. Odd, since at the time, Fallon was facing the side of the bed and sucking some guy off. Point two, on several of the shots, you can see the closely cropped blonde hair of the mystery woman. NOT FALLON. Finally, on long shots, bruises adorn Fallon’s backside like a roadmap, and yet on the close ups, no such marks appear.
For those of you now saying. What the fuck Roger, why were you spending so much time playing Angela Landsbury, this is porno not Citizen Cane. My point exactly. Had the rest of the sex held my interest even a little bit, I wouldn’t have had time to nit pick the close ups.
Oh, by the way, as Fallon is busing herself with the looped footage, blonde Kelli does some less than inspiring DP work.
In all, I think, Sin City was able to turn 40 minutes of footage in to 68 minutes by reshowing many of the shots several times. By the time you get to the two facials at the end of the tape, there is nothing left to do but rewind and lament the buck you threw down on this total waste of time. By the way, in all, three cum shots. On early, from a half limp cock and two at the end, which are, I must say, decent facials. This double creaming of Fallon’s face is the only that makes this less than a total zero on the scale.

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