Euro-Max

www.Euro-Angels.com
Sin City – Euro. 1995
DIRECTOR: Nic Cream
STARS: Tina Tyler, Julia Chanel, Sidonie Lamour, Beatrice Valle, Maeva, Mike Horner, Dick Nasty and Mad Max
THEMES: Outdoor Sex, Young Girls
OVERALL RATING: 6+
Like his American counterparts, Buttman, Seymore Butts etc., Mad Max scours the streets of Europe hoping to find new, exciting talent for us to ogle. Thankfully, since the idea is a bit worn, the women are nothing short of blistering. What Max lacks in subtlety, he more than makes up for with enthusiasm and style.
First up, Max stumbles upon a very good looking blonde street whore. (Yeah, file this one in the ‘it could happen’ file) I can only assume that this is Sidonie Lamour. Max takes her back to his hotel and dialogs her in French. For those of mono linguistic Americans, the time for fast forward is brief however, as the blonde is out her clothes in mere seconds. After a brief warm up, Dick Nasty takes over for Max and it’s time to get down to the serious action. For some stranger reason, this veteran porn stud doesn’t seem to mind getting busy with the busty blonde. Sidonie really plays to the camera here, which can be somewhat annoying at times, but makes for some great blow job shots. Still, in the long run, her camera obsession slows the scene down. Don’t tune out completely though, or you’ll miss the reverse cowgirl anal and facial that cap this opening romp.
Mike Horner is the next porn vet to join Max on his quest. Why when I see Max, do I picture the lead singer for 80’s British Ska kings Madness? Mike and Max pay a surprise visit to French porn starlet Beatrice Valle. The audio is not very good, so whatever witty exchange takes place poolside was lost to me. What follows is hardly more watchable. The lighting for this scene is dreadful, and the sexual heat is not much better. Just looks to me like Beatrice and Mike mailed this one in.
Someone needs to watch Max a bit more carefully on his technical points. The next scene, between Dick and Maeva takes place outside, and again, the poor lighting is a big distraction. At least the heat in this go round is much greater, saving the scene from utter disaster. This French beauty is rather enthusiastic about Dick’s oral technique and repays him with a lusty fuck, including a seed swallowing climax.
Next up is a rather interesting scene with American cutie Tina Tyler. Now, I’ve like Tina for a few years now, but somehow, in her pig tails, she looked about as fresh as a prom queen. She even tells Max that she is sixteen. (Bleeped out for American audiences) Using unscrupulous means, Max lures the innocent young tourist off the beach to his lair. A quick note about the long teasing shots of Tina’s ass as she walks up the beach. This is white hot, great tease, very erotic. What man hasn’t watched a beautiful girl strutting up the beach, and dreamed of following her home. For this brief moment, Mad Max, truly lives up to the legends he so freely borrows from.
This time the sex does not disappoint. Ms. Tyler has always been a volcanic sexual performer, and even playing the innocent young virgin, she shows a carnal ability far beyond her supposed experience. Her body looks as good here as I remember seeing it, and Tina uses it to the utmost to please partner Mike Horner. In fact, Tina Tyler could teach class for upcoming porn starlets on how to give head for the camera. Her oral antics alone are enough to raise the dead. After a rousing poolside fuck, Tina turns in a facial that would make that American “Max” proud.
Don’t ask me to explain the whole Max and Dick waking up naked and drunk in the park scene, the possibilities are too gruesome to ponder. In true porn fashion though, Max runs into Julia Chanel while pissing in the bushes. Sure, that sort of shit happens to me every day. After stripping for Max, the top heavy brunette wakes Dick up from his hangover in a most pleasant manner. From the looks of things, the lip action from this cutie could bring men out of a coma, but Dick just can’t seem to shake his slumber. When he finally does awake, Dick and Julia share a mid day romp in the middle of a park that is Euro porn at its hot and nasty best. (What is it about these Euro babes and the reverse cowgirl anal shots?) As expected, Dick leaves this French beauty with a sticky stream of jizz hanging from her chin as we fade to black.
Overall, this tape is good. Some technical problems and a few women I don’t care for bring down the total score. Still, fans of outdoor sex will love this, as will fans of European women. For my money, the Tina Tyler scene is worth keeping this tape in my collection forever. It also made me rush right out and grab Euro Max 2, so look for that review in coming weeks.
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