ANAL AUDITIONS 5

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80 Mins.
Legend- 1997
DIR: Max Hardcore
STARS: Victoria Hill, Bubbles, Lynn Isosu, Max Hardcore.
THEMES: Anal Sex, Gagging, Choking, Max.
OVERALL RATING: 2

REVIEW:
No matter how far out his stuff gets, or how much I bash Max, I always seem to find myself picking up his stuff with the blind hope that he might get over his fascination with medical devices and stop choking women long enough to recapture the magic he once shared with the porn watching world. His stars have been a little less beautiful of late, perhaps signifying that it is getting harder and harder for him to find big stars willing to put up with his abuse. Regardless, this ongoing series, has basically picked up where “Casting Calls” left off. The trio of would be starlets in this volume are not bad looking. I can only hope as the opening credits fade, that I will be pleasantly surprised.
One girl short for his big shoot, Max is in a lurch when cute and curvy Victoria Hill comes in to save the day. Dressed like the whore next door, Victoria is not shy about her audition. Before you can say Paula Jones, this would be starlet is showing the director her best assets. Victoria has a really great set of tits and an innocent smile that just lights up a room. I have to credit Max for one thing. He has his women wear plain old spiked “fuck me” pumps instead of the fucking “Ugly ass” shoes that litter the landscape these days. It’s fun to watch this cute woman get down on her knees, but just at the moment when things should be getting nice and hot, Max chokes her with his little dick and she doubles over in obvious discomfort. Nothing like a little implied rape and an unpleasant look on a pretty face to deflate a hardon in record time.
Watch out everyone, it’s soapbox time again. I realize that with a dick this small, Max has to really shove it hard to make a woman gag. However, his need to make them gag has long disturbed me. Close your eyes and listen to this shit. It sounds like lunch time at a fashion shoot for God’s sake. Does this prove your manhood? Does it make you feel like you an adult sized penis? I’m sorry, but doing this to any woman, paid or not, for the “entertainment” of an audience is beyond pathetic. It is not erotic, it is not entertaining. It is, at the risk of sounding like Tipper fucking Gore. Without any redeeming value. To Max, you know I like you, I praised you stuff more than anyone, but you have gone over the edge and you are now churning out such sludge that I can not even defend this shit. To the dozens of you tripping over yourself to fire scuds at Rog the “Censor”, “PC” or “Fag” (All lovely retorts aimed my way every time I dare call Max out.) back away. I am not calling for a ban on this sort of material. The woman made the choice to be treated like this, and I believe 100% in his right to make it and your right to watch it. Just sit back, watch while a woman’s head gets jerked around until she nearly vomits on some puny fuckstick and celebrate this “Expression of sexuality.” This is the sort of porn that you just can’t defend, and in the words of a respected on line friend makes me ashamed to be a porn fan.
Now back to our regularly scheduled review. Once Max has coaxed enough pre-puke onto her face to make me ready to spew chunks of dinner everywhere, he gives her a break by having her lick his ass for a while. Shock, Max actually fucks Victoria in her pussy for a while. He does his best to slam her hard, but Victoria seems pretty bored here. As if uninspired vaginal sex weren’t enough, Max breaks out his demented toys. Sorry guys, but I don’t need to see a woman’s kidney’s to get turned on. (Come on Rog, isn’t it what’s on the inside that counts?) Whoever told Max this was erotic should be shot. This is, in a word, unwatchable! At long last, Max puts his little cock into her ass. Try as he might to make it rough enough to compensate for his micro phallus, he is still just barely noticeable to Victoria’s butthole. She does some nasty talking here, but every time she gets started, Max chimes in with his “Fucking cunt whore” act that makes me want to mute the whole fucking thing and give up. All I can think of as Max jerks off onto her face and puts us all out our misery is what a waste of an incredible body and a nasty starlet. I am going to find Victoria in some other videos and I am betting she will be a knock out.
Bubbles is the next victim�errrrr starlet. This tiny titted blonde in pigtails follows the long line of similar Max bims, (Tammi Ann, Barbie Angel, Little Cinderella) As she wanders onto a Max set, I can’t help but cringe at the idea that anyone might have a thin, preteen blonde daughter anywhere in the vicinity of Max. That seems to be the object of his obsession. (Oh come on, don’t take everything so serious Max fans.) Bubbles looks plenty old enough to be fucking and sucking on camera and seems to have the dumb blonde routine down quite well. Does Max take advantage of shooting her fantastic legs and sexy eyes? No fucking way, he nearly fists her while spitting on her shaved pussy. Honest, ya’ll I am not trying to find only the bad parts of this video. It just so happens that at every turn, Max just goes for the vulgar shit and skips right of the tremendous erotic potential.
No oral or vaginal sex here, Max goes right for her ass, and Bubbles looks not all too happy at it. When she says she has never had it in her ass, I don’t think I quite believe her, but I think she would rather be somewhere else, or at least with someone else. (Can’t blame a girl for having taste.) Max pulls out of her ass and puts Bubbles on her knees. Now, this mid twenties woman with the cute ponytail and soft eyes would have made a lovely visual treat, had she been allowed to give him head. Instead we get the Max Hardcore, use her hair as a handle and choke her until her mouth is overflowing with semi-vomit, bullshit. Quit having her blow bubbles with that fucking stuff Max, what the FUCK are you doing? Even worse, he has her continuously drip in onto the camera. Fucking gross. The RCA and some of the doggie is very good, showing off Bubbles fine posterior. When Max is not polluting the soundtrack with his vile ramblings, this is first class stuff. Funny, this used to be what he did start to finish. He ruins this by going back to the choking, even leaving in a little instruction “Try not to look so disgusted.” He mumbles. Hey Max, try not to be so disgusting, and she might be able to pull it off. After all, she’s Bubbles, not Emma Thompson. Having a lowlife worm force your head onto his little dick is going to disgust most women. (Hey Max, go fuck Mila, she is perfect for you.) I think there is a facial cumshot added to all that drippy shit, but who can be sure.
Lynn fills Max’s need for a girl with a big tattoo. Before I even see her, I’m already cringing at the thought. To make matters worse, she is brought in by Don Fernando. What are they going to do, have a small dick contest? Lynn is pretty cute until I got a look at the huge, ugly as shit tattoo on her crotch. Damn, that is ugly as sin. For her screen test, Lynn is spared the Max treatment, but has to fuck Don. (Out of the frying pan�) At least Don spends some time working on her tits. What a great pair of nipples Lynn has. She also spends a little less time choking and gagging. Lynn is really petite and does some active RC, but that leaves that nasty tat in full view. Can’t escape body art that bad. The anal shots are a bit better because it is less in view and because she lets loose with some dirty talk. Again, with Max behind the camera, not in front of it, the video takes a big step forward even with a loser like Fernando doing the fucking. Good old school Max here with hot anal and a girl allowed to talk dirty. Even if Lynn is not all that appealing, the sex is closer to what made me a Max fan all those years ago. Wet facial that is almost entirely cum rather than gag juice, makes for a pretty sight.
So, after all the soapboxing, what do I think of this video? I pretty much hate it. Max spends too much time abusing women and trying to make them gag on his cock for anything remotely erotic to come of this mess. He totally wastes a very hot Victoria Hill, and totally bores Bubbles. Only when he is off camera are we treated to a scene free of the sort of vile crap that I have said more than enough about. Max, please, go back to the early days of Cherry Poppers and I will be more than happy to start enthusiastically recommending your movies again. Until then, I can only say, if you like the new Max, grab it, if not, watch a Ben Dover video like I’m going to.

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