SEX OFFENDERS 7
OVERALL RATING:
83 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Steve Drake
Wicked
THEMES:
CONDOMS:
1999
STARS: Linda Thoren, McKayla, Aspen Brock, Shasta, Petra, Kelsey Heart, Nice East, Mark Anthony, Steve Drake, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Chris Cannon.
REVIEW:
Steve Drake’s gonzo series proudly proclaims, “Adventurous Couples Invited.” From what I have seen of this series, Drake must be shooting for a new audience whose taste lies somewhere between what is commonly seen as couples porn and what would be considered typical gonzo material. Nothing wrong with trying something a little different, and both the picture quality and sexual content of the series has been high enough to make it worth watching so far. Volume seven has a few girls I haven’t seen yet, so I can get my new girl fix, but it also has a woman who just made my top ten list, Linda Thoren. So join me, adventurous couple or not, to see just how offensive this batch of sex offenders can be.
Aspen Brock is up first, telling us how she was desparately in need of a ride one fine day. Since she also happened to be exceptionally horny, Steve Drake ends up giving her more than just a ride. They stop off at a hotel and Drake is naked with this fairly cute (and all natch) girl in no time. He sure knows what he wants, going right for her ass from the start. After an all too short blowjob, it’s time for the condom to come out. (Actually, when you think about it, picking up a chick on the side of the road and fucking her without a rubber would be kind of scary. Makes more sense than when married couples slap one on in films.) Taking her from behind, Drake pushes her face into the matress, fucks her pussy for a while, then slips it into her ass. After a two position anal, he drops a thick load across her face. Being sodomized by strangers who pick you up on the street? Adventurous indeed.
Super sexy Linda Throen (Damn, I love it when she says her name and “Sweden”, it’s so damn sexy.) is enjoying the California sun. She gives a little interview while we watch her get naked, but the real fun starts when she has a guy to play with. Chris Cannon steps up and starts kissing the gorgeous blonde. Could she look any hotter than she does in her bra and stockings? He continues kissing her down a little lower, tasting her pretty pussy just long enough to earn himself a fantastic blowjob. Linda, now in just her heels and stockings, does her best to get his cock all the way own her throat. She nearly makes it and in the process gives us a great look at her sexy eyes. (You’ll have to excuse me, I need to take a break here.) OK, back now, just in time to see Linda riding reverse cowgirl, showing off that smooth pussy. (Still in stockings and heels.) Now Linda may be just a fine actress, but I would have to say her vocal and energetic fucking is a sign that she just loves sex. (And with a re-interview scheduled for October, my mind wanders.) After a nice hard doggy, Chris shoots a load at her open mouth, missing mostly, but Linda just smiles and licks up what she can. This is for adventurous couples who would like to bring over a beautiful Swedish Au Pair.
Kelsey Heart says she was totally excited to be working with Mr. Marcus, but he seems only moderately interested in breaking her interracial cherry. In heels, Kelsey is taller than Marcus and not a petite little thing by any stretch of the imagination. She curls up in his lap, taking his big cock in her hand and starts covering the head with her tongue. With her big ass up in the air, he has access to her tight butthole and goes to work fingering it. Hon, no amount of fingering is going to make this hole ready for that fat cock. After a very shot ride in her puss, Marcus is invited in through the back door. OK, maybe she’s never had a black man before, but Kelsey has had big cocks up her ass before for sure. Marcus fucks her tattooed ass hard enough to make it shake before taking it out and letting Kelsey jerk a pretty good load into her mouth. Hot scene for adventurous couples who want the wife not to be able to sit down for a week.
Daisy Chain and Petra hook up to put on a little show for Daisy’s boyfriend. He usually just watches, but sometimes joins in. They play for a bit, using fingers and a long dildo, but there isn’t much here for me. They break out a strap on and the scene is nicely shot, but this just isn’t my cup of tea.
Shasta is a blonde with big full lips, big tits and a taste for big cock. Drake brings in the biggest he can find, Lexington Steele and Shasta soon has more than her hands full. She may not be the prettiest performer working, but there is something very sexy about the way she attacks cock. Though only a few inches of it fit into her mouth, Shasta makes this blowjob quite memorable. Great two handed action. After about ten seconds of licking her pussy, Lex shoves his dick into her from behind. Shasta takes it just fine, baring her teeth in that sexy, porn-tart snarl that can be so sexy. The disadvantage in this scene is that Lexington still hasn’t developed any sort of on screen charisma. As usual, he lies there like a lump with a big cock. On the positive end, Shasta bounces up and down on that like she’s got ADD and someone replaced her ridilin with crack. At least he manages to jerk out a pretty good load all over her face. Love the wide open way Shasta takes a wad. This one is for adventrous couples where one the wife is a stark raving slut.
Nick East and McKayla really are an adventrous couple and he likes to watch her with other men, especially black men. She is pretty skinny, but not hard to look at. With Mark Anthony in front of her, she starts sucking a cock that is as big as her forearm with total glee. Watching his wife take that big cock in her mouth makes Nick want a piece as well. Soon, McKayla is working two dicks in her mouth and hand, making for a very pretty picture. Mark moves in behind and starts fucking her little hole while Nick keeps getting sucked. Nice RC with Mark’s dick dangling in her mouth while she hip fucks Nick’s dick. This is some very high energy fucking by all three parties. (Memo to Lex, watch Mark or Sean Michaels or Rocco to see how guys with big dicks can still actually fuck.) Great double facial closes things out. This one is for adventurous couple who actually are adventurous couples.