PURITAN- COED CHEERLEADERS PANTY UPRISING
OVERALL RATING: 9
122 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Jeff Nichols and Jack.
Puritan Video/Legend
THEMES: Cheerleaders, Interracial Sex.
CONDOMS: One Noted.
1999
STARS: Charmaine Star, Blair Segal, Kurious, Regan Star, Bobi Bliss, Natasha Blake, Envy, Mr. Marcus, Valentino, Dave Hardman, Brick Majors, Nick East.

REVIEW:
Puritan Video always seems to find a way to hook people in. Often it’s with really bizarre themes catering to fringe sexual fetishes. This time they have elected to go the easy route and focus on a porn staple, the cheerleader. Hey, what could be better than taking a bunch of hard bodies, putting them in too-short skirts, too-tight sweaters and telling them to ahead and act like cock starved slam hounds. It really doesn’t matter what else happens, from a start like this, what could go wrong? For those of you who do want a little story behind your scantily clad co-eds, this one seems to be about a scored would be cheerleader, played frightening well by Bobi Bliss and her intricate revenge fantasies about the chicks who won’t let her join the clique. Each one is played out as a separate scenario, sort of like Tales from the Crypt. (Minus the shriveled old dude.)
Regan Star is up first in a little story called “Detention Sucks.” As the hot little blonde strolls home, mumbling about how shitty detention is, she comes across Dave Hardman and Brick Majors. Somehow, we are supposed to believe that these guys go to the same school as the cheerleader. They are old enough to be her father, but that doesn’t stop her from entertaining them right on the path. Brick takes down her skirt and starts fucking from behind as Blair bends over to take Dave into her mouth. After a quick switch, both guys seems warmed up and ready to rock her little world. Blair has a really pretty pussy and nice looking boobs. Facially, she is average, but the whole package isn’t too bad, especially when you factor in how enthusiastic she is about fucking these guys. She happily services both guys, making me sure Regan is the most popular cheerleader on her campus. Points for creativity here as the guys find a new use for a tire swing. After passing her back and forth, they move the blonde to a picnic table to give her ass the hard fucking it so richly deserves. Nice close up shots as the guys take turns busting those young buns and Regan yelling out F-U-C-K-M-E ought to get more than a few motors running. Brick shoots a pretty good load on her face, but Dave’s A2M ends up a dribble that just stains her pretty little sweater.
Charmaine Star shows up in a story called “Heavy Petting.” She’s hanging out in the back of a truck with Mr. Marcus talking about other girls on her squad. Though she is shocked to hear of Regan’s exploits, Charmaine gladly lets Marcus explore her tight young body. Cute as can be, the dark haried cheerleader takes his fat cock into her mouth and lovingly strokes it with her tight lips. She does a very nice job and even manages to work the condom onto his cock as part of the sex act. Marcus lets this fit little cutie do all the work for a long while and she is more than up to the challenge. The lighting is actually very well done here. Remember, it’s shot in a car, at night, but care was taken to make it look good, and I notice shit like that. Also, fans of the cheerleading uniform may want to note that Charmaine keeps her sweater on (Pulled up over her boobs) and her skirt on as well. (With panties pulled aside so she can fuck Marcus.) The sweater, panties and shoes come off as he pulls her to the tailgate and fucks her standing up. Marcus rips off his rubber and drops a wad right on her outstretched tongue. Lovers Lane strikes again.
Envy stars in a story called “Anal Peek ‘N Sneak” so we can all be happy in the knowledge that as this blonde cheerleader strips out of her uniform, she will soon have a big cock shoved up her sphincter. She puts on an over sized football jersey and some white socks to match her panties. With no one around to play with, the cute young cheerleader takes matters into her own hands, quite literally. Her well tanned body is incredibly inviting, but that shaved pussy is just amazing. Into the picture comes Nick East, with a ladder, a smile and a cock to pack that little pussy. Envy makes quite a pretty picture with her legs spread and her jersey pushed up over her tits while Nick munches her muffin. Isn’t it great to see young women so physically active these days? I mean, that whole US World Cup thing, and now this babe, keeping her heart rate high by grind fucking this guy for all she’s worth. (Dude, I think she’s a Euro.) [Either way. That was not exactly a nationality specific gender based observation.] (For the record, are you comparing this chick fucking Nick with the Women’s World Cup Champions?) [Oh no, this woman is one I would actually like to see naked, and unlike that failed attempt at a sport, people actually care about sex on screen.] After a hard ride, Envy dismounts to taste her own cum on Nick’s prick. She is a fine cocksucker, drooling just enough to lube his shaft up for the long, deep strokes she uses to pleasure him. Even if she never gets around to anal in this scene (And I’m sure she will.) Envy earns straight A’s for being such a dick hungry little cheer-whore. The long blowjob leads to some nicely shot doggy where we get great close-ups as well as some nice longer shots. From there, he can easily slip into her ass, and give us the same great view of her puckered pooper gripping his prick on the outstrokes. Envy loves it in the ass, and that shows as they move from position to position without pulling out. He finally pulls out and cums all over her pussy. A facial would have made this perfect, but it’s still a smoking anal fuck.
Blair Segal and Kurious are out for a drive in “Afterschool Special.” These two cheerleaders spread out a blanket and gossip about the cheerleader who gave her cherry to Marcus. Both girls are fresh faced, super cute and fill out their uniforms quite well. They also play the shy ‘I’ve never been with a girl’ part very well. We get a lot of giggling and tit sucking as the girls begin to explore their hot little bodies. Fans of the uniform will love the way they both stay pretty much dressed as their explorations become even more intense. I’m not usually thrilled by g/g sex, but this is shot and played out very well. Kurious uses a small toy on Blair, and though I have seen Ms. Segal do plenty of porn, I actually fall into the fantasy that these two girls are reaching into uncharted territory. Into this innocent little round of sexual exploration comes Valentino. He is playing some creepy guy from the side of the road and he sure looks like something out of a horror film. I’d feel sorry for Blair if she weren’t so damned eager to suck his cock. Valentino can’t even get hard right away, as both girls work double time on his dick to make it stiff. When he does manage a questionable stiffie, at least he buries it quickly, right into Kurious’ inviting cunt. These girls may not have played cheer-dyke before, but they are no virgins when it comes to taking long cocks in their tiny cunnies. Great shots here of Kurious up against the car, taking it from behind while Blair laps away from below. They must fuck for a long time because by the time they switch positions, the sun is now down and the three are still boning away. Blair really gets left out of the fucking, but happily takes her does of goon-gunk as Val sires a big load on their mugs and scowls away as the girls swap cum.
Finally, Bobbi Bliss gets her real revenge when she makes her doll come to life. The human incarnation who becomes the recipient of her lusty rage is Natasha Blake. Bobbi does a pretty good job of playing the whacked out chick. Bobbi slides a strap-on cock onto Natasha’s hips. Natasha’s face looks good here and her body is fine, but all that ink is just nasty. Ms. Bliss sucks her doll’s little cock, but eventually works her way to Natasha’s shaved and double pierced pussy. At least Bobbi’s toy-come-to-life is a happy labe lapper. With Natasha on one end of a double dildo, Bobbi shows off her deep throat skills, making the long rubber dong disappear deep into her magic windpipe. This earns her a rousing fucking from the fat toy that makes Bobbi glad she isn?t wasting her after school hours practicing her splits. I’m not sure a dildo filled lesbian fuck fest is how I would have ended this fantastic collection of cheer sluts gone wild, but as g/g bump and grinds go, this one is still pretty hot. Bobbi riding a strap on is enough to keep me interested even there isn’t a real dick to keep her company.
There is no doubt that the sex in this movie is solid, top to bottom. So, even if the idea of a whole bunch of porn chicks playing not so innocent cheerleaders doesn?t float your boat, there is reason to watch this flick. Bobbi Bliss is pretty funny doing her rant, but her sexuality is what is most impressive. (Though sadly wasted in a g/g) Regan Star gives one of her very best scenes ever in the three way opener. Blair Segal and Kurious are also perfect little cheer-sluts even if they are paired with human genetic research mistake, Valentino. Charmaine’s interracial cherry popping is totally hot. Mark this girl down for stardom. That said, the best scene stars the best looking girl in the movie, Envy. She is fucking amazing and so is her anal scene. Now, if you happen to dig the short skirts and tight sweaters, then this tape is a must own. Lots of the action takes place with cheer uniforms on, or semi-on. So, for cheer fans, it’s a must own, one of the best videos in this genre. For everyone else, check it out, I think you’ll like it.